It's the Festival of the Lost. Yes! That means a little short about how my fanfic characters are celebrating.
[spoiler]Let's forget about the Skits of Hallows Eve thing. It never got anywhere.[/spoiler]
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[b]Blake danced around the Tower, wearing his Firewolf Mask.[/b] He would jump around scaring the living daylights out of unaware guardians. He'd also howl at the Traveler randomly. The same pain in the **s, but he's wearing a mask.
"Is Blake always like this?" Jacob asked.
"Yes," Chase and JJ replied on sync.
"But that's not the worst we've seen him," Delphi said.
"You should have seen him when he first saw Felwinter Peak," Chase added, "He danced in the braziers, sat in them, and refused to leave."
"Lord Saladin said to him, [i]'You are on fire, Young Wolf. No, I mean it. Don't stand too close to the Temple fires.'[/i] Blake needed that advice. When he got out of the fire, his armor was scorched," JJ finished.
Jade stormed out of Hall of Guardians, "Eris is a b***h."
"Eris.... a b***h?" JJ asked, "Is Eris creepy? Most definitely yes. But a b***h? No."
"SHE IS A B***H!! SHE GAVE ME RAISINS!! SHE GAVE ME A SMALL BOX OF F**KING RAISINS!" Jade yelled.
She threw the box of raisins at Chase's face. He caught the box of raisins, opened them up, and started eating the raisins.
The three of them stared at Chase like he was psycho.
"What? I like raisins. But only if they gave out salad...." Chase began to daydream about salad.
Blake tackled Jade, "R-K-O!!"
"Hey! Get off me!" Jade snapped.
She got back up. Blake fell to the ground. But he got back up again. He took off his mask. His eyes were wide. He was obviously sugar-rushed.
Blake kissed Jade on the cheek. He may have been sugar-rushed, but Jade was pissed. She gave Blake an uppercut, and sent him flying into the air.
He screamed like a little girl as he flew through the air. Jade laughed as she watched him fly. She took Blake's mask, and put it on.
JJ reached for Blake's glasses. She smacked his hand, took the glasses, and ran away snickering. At least, they thought she was snickering.
"Well, then, I guess we should forget about that. Want to go trade candy?" Jacob asked.
The Titan and the Hunter ran to the tree by Banshee-44, and began to trade candy.
You could hear other guardians in the distance annoucing what they had to trade.
"I got some Rare engram chews!"
"I got a popcorn ball!"
"I got a rock."
Meanwhile, in the branches of the tree above, Sarah had sprouted her void-purple wings, and she was eating something...
"I have four exotic engram chews," Jacob announced.
"I'll give you my king-size chocolate bar for it," JJ offered.
He began to frantically search his candy satchel for that chocolate bar. He couldn't find it.
He looked up in the tree, "Sarah did you take my chocolate?"
She stuffed the chocolate in her mouth and slid down the tree.
"No," she whimpered. She was obviously lying. She looked like a chipmunk with her cheeks full. Chocolate was smeared on her face.
Meanwhile, nearby the bounty tracker, Mark-54 rolled a 90 pound pumpkin onto the grass. Cody was nearby.
"Why do you have a huge a** pumpkin?" Cody questioned.
"Cayde's scouts and Ikora's Hidden compete in a pumpkin carving contest. Each guardian has to carve a pumpkin based of the theme," Mark explained, "Since now I'm one of Cayde's Scouts, I can compete. Ikora, Cayde, and Zavala are the judges."
"Huh, I never heard of the contests," Cody replied.
"I think the Titan Orders do them too. If you were in one, you'd see why this is so important to me. I'm sick of being called [i]Rookie[/i]. This might be my chance to prove my worth."
"What's this year's theme?"
"Stuff that's annoying. I totally got it down: Warlock shottie-campers."
Mark sharpened his lucky Bladedancing knife, "You know, Shiro and Tevis used to dominate in these."
Sarah approached in the distance. (At this point she'd finished eating the chocolate).
Mark stabbed the knife into the top of the pumpkin. He carved a pumpkin shape, and pulled off the [i]lid[/i]. He scoped out the guts and set them beside them.
"You didn't tell me you were going to kill it! Awwww!" Sarah cried.
At this point, everyone was giving Chase their raisins. Until Vince came along.
"Man, share your raisins," Vince pouted.
"You like raisins too?" Chase asked, "Dig in! I can't eat all of these raisins by myself!"
The two began eating raisins together. Emmylou and Kyra just stared at them.
"I've never had raisins before," Emmylou admitted, "Are they good?"
"Not by a chance," Kyra replied. Kyra took a sip of her hot chocolate.
"So, I'm not missing out on anything?" Emmylou asked.
"Not by a chance," Kyra replied.
[b]HAPPY FESTIVAL OF THE LOST!!![/b]
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"I got a rock." *epic fistbump*