originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Uhhhhhh....who are you?"
"He is the referee you hired, Deity."
"OH! SHIT! Maybe...later....?"
English
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[i]Pan hops away from the mic and sits on the floor.[/i] "I was hired? How much am I getting paid? Am I getting paid in candy?"
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Tesuto seemed more invested as the word candy was spoken. "Yes, are we getting candy deity?" "What the fu[i]c[/i]k is going on..."
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[i]Pan starts hopping up and down.[/i] "Yeah! Where's the candy?!"
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"God damnit, Zane why can't you be here to bring the van around?!"
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[i]Pan giggles.[/i] "Do I get a van ride too! Best. Job. EVER!"
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"How...who even are you?! How old are you?!" [spoiler]Who is this guy lmao[/spoiler]
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Edited by Stitch: 11/14/2016 9:06:27 PM[spoiler]I didn't know you never met Pan. :P[/spoiler] "I'm Pan and I think I'm 19, but I hit my head a few weeks back and have little memory. You're the deity guy, right?"
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"Wait, I hired her and she had no idea who the hell I was?!" "Well...actually I hired her. I thought she could use some responsibility. ....and candy." "Shut the fu[i]c[/i]k up about the candy!"
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[i]Pan claps her hands in excitement, acting like a kid.[/i] "Yay! Candy! Where is it?! What kinds do you have?!"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/14/2016 9:11:34 PM"NONE!" "What do you mean none?" "I don't have any damn candy!" "Why would you hire us then?" "I DIDN'T! YOU JUSY SHOWED UP!!!"
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"N-No candy?" [i]Pan starts to cry.[/i]
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Tesuto stands by her, equally disappointed. "See? Look what you've done!" The deity rubs the bridge of his nose in disbelief.
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[i]Pan's crying starts to get louder and more annoying as she rolls around on the floor.[/i]
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Tesuto crosses his arms in protest. "Okay! Okay! Fine! You'll get some damn candy once we are done here?! Alright?!"
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[i]Pan's tears are replaced with a huge smile as she tackles Deity to the ground with a hug.[/i] "Yay! Candy!"
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The deity quickly lifted her off of him and put her on her feet. Pushing her away a bit . "Ya. Your welcome. Just...go ref."
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[i]Pan laughs uncontrollably as she vanishes into a purple mist.[/i]
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"I've seen it all! I've officially seen it all!"
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[i]Pan's head appears out of thin air behind Deity.[/i] "BOO!" [i]Pan laughs as she vanishes again.[/i]