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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/14/2016 9:47:57 PM
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SOLDIER FIRST BRACKET
"WHO'S THE BIGGER GUN?! I GUESS TODAY WE FIND OUT! BECAUSE WE GOT A CANNON, WHO IS NOT BOBBA FETT, AND A MORTAR!!! AND A CANNON! WHO LIKE I SAID! IS NOT BOBA FETT! NO WAY!"
Mortar stands on the west side of the colosseum, and opposite of him stands Cannon. The holographic projection filled with multiple symbols which change quickly like a slot machine pops up on the centre of the arena. The projection stops on a pirate ship. The entire arena floods with water, but massive pirate ships appear under Cannon and Mortar. Each fighter on his own. Three more appear across the arena, separating the two. In the water, fins from
Sharks prowl.
Then, another slot projection takes the centre of the arena. Landing on a tornado. Suddenly a massive tornado destroys the centre ship, sucking it up. This makes the tornado turn into a cyclone as the ships begin to sail around the vortex, nothing able to stop them. Now, there were two ships separating the combatants. As well as a tornado.
The Deity gets on the mic.
"FIGHT!"
[spoiler]for Cannon and Mortar[/spoiler]
English
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"No duh, moron." Cannon doges to the side, narrowly avoiding the ball before launching forward. He bats the sword blade away and slams Mortar in the stomach, knocking the both into the water as he grabs him by the throat and attempts to stab him with his saber.
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*When he knocks the blade away his arm burns from the flames surrounding it. Mortar, grunting a little. grabs Cannon by the face and knees his head*
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Edited by Cannon011: 11/17/2016 10:00:35 PMCannon simply allows the blow to hit his helmet as he slices his vibrosword through Mortar's forearm, easily cutting flesh and bone. [spoiler]Left arm Btw.[/spoiler]
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*Mortar grimaces at the pain, but smiles a little* There's something you must know... I'm not left handed either. *He takes his sword, stabbing it into Cannon's shoulder and running it down inside his arm*
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[spoiler]Dude, round ended.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I know, just wanted one last dig[/spoiler]
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*Through the flames, a being reforms from the remnants. It looks like Mortar, but doesn't. He is much larger, much stronger. There is a massive cannon on his back, being held by three limbs. the cannon aims right AT cannon and fires, sending an energy ball right at him*
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*Mortar's head surfaces briefly, watching him as he does this* Dammit. *he swims to Cannon's ship, touching it and dissolving through it to the deck, and forms more iron balls to fling at him*
