When life gives you melons, don’t make melonade. Make life take the melons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn melons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give The Melon King melons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the Melons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible melon that burns your house down!