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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/16/2016 4:55:34 AM
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*Elvis "Get your a$$ back down here and give your sister a hug!"
*Shouts the knightess, extending her arms.*
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[i]Pan vanishes and reappears next to Elvis.[/i] [b]Pan:[/b] "Sister?! I have a sister now?! Yessssssss!" [i]Pan hugs Elvis tightly. Artemis just stands there confused.[/i]
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*Elvis pulls off her helmet, hugging Pan back.* *Elvis "It's me!!!"
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[b]Pan:[/b] "Yay, sis!" [b]Artemis:[/b] "How the f*ck are you two sisters?"
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*Elvis turns to Artemis.* *Elvis "Grant, you b@&$#."
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[i]Artemis gets angry at being called a b*tch, but manages to calm down.[/i] [b]Artemis:[/b] "You shouldn't call people that. It's not nice."
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*Elvis "I can call people what I want! Freedom of speech you jibronie!"
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[i]Artemis walks away. Pan pats Elvis on the head.[/i] "Sis, you're something special."
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*Elvis "Thanks! I hate you too sis!"
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"And I hate you in everyway imaginable."
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*Elvis "Aww, love you too!"
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[i]Pan hops in place.[/i] "Have you been watching the fights?! I was hired as a ref!"
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*Elvis "Really?! That's cool! I heard that that blue and grey dog guy doesn't seem close to ending his fight..."
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[i]Pan nods.[/i] "His opponent won't reply for some reason."
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Edited by Skatch142: 11/16/2016 2:23:19 PM[spoiler]We seem to have conflicting schedules IRL but we really haven't done much damage to eachother.[/spoiler] *Elvis "Well, they haven't really hurt eachother too badly... It looks like it will take much more than a broken tail to stop that dog guy."
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"Broken tail? That sounds painful. Did you see the little boy with a tail?"
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*Elvis "What little boy?"
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"Celon I think is his name. He really kicked butt till the very end!"
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*Elvis "Huh, that's cool, I guess. So what be doing much of the happening to you lately?"
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"I've been slowly dying from the chaos energy inside me. You?"
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*Elvis "Wait, what?!"
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[i]Pan looks confused.[/i] "What, sis?"
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*Elvis "YOU'RE DYING?!?!?!" *Elvis grabs her, shaking her as she shouts.* *Elvis "HOW DO I SAVE YOU, YOU ALMOST NUDIST!"
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[i]Pan laughs at the outburst.[/i] [b]Pan:[/b] "You can't! I'm a dead man walking!"
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*Elvis "You aren't even a man! I'm the crazy one around here! Something's wrong... What is the chaos energy?!"
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[i]Pan shrugs.[/i] "It's an energy I manipulate to do the things I do."
