"Well... The guy who killed the guy who killed you, Remy, was sitting on a wall, I said hi. He said that he'd seen that Nażi dude kill you and some other girl, and I ran over to where you died... And I found you. Then I kinda... Nuked the forest. And then a buried you in a stone casket. I dug you up today. Then I had a pink alien fix your body up, and then I asked Remy for your soul. He said if I found him an equal or greater soul he'd give me yours. And so, I went and killed a guy, and gave him the soul. Then I put your soul next to your body, and now here we are!"