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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by BraveTheCoward:
11/20/2016 9:59:55 PM
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[b][i]HOW'S IT GOING BUDDY?!
Dojo Gates
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[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/218347453/0/0/1]Tobias[/url][/b][/i]
[b][i]CLINK
CLANK
CLONG
CLINK
CLANK[/i][/b]
[b]This echoed through the valley, footfalls of some metal contraption.
It came over the hill into view of the Dojo
Gates, a giant [url=http://img14.deviantart.net/45ef/i/2010/240/a/2/mech_suit_by_flyingdebris-d2xhg31.jpg]mech[/url] plodding along slowly. It's footfalls rumbled the ground slightly.
Inside the mech, Tobias was eating a tuna fish sandwich, watching a TubeYouer's playthrough of MechaImpact 3.
The mech continued walking, until it came to the gates of the dojo.
It then proceeded to punch the gate with about three tons of force.[/b]
[spoiler]intro[/spoiler]
English
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[i]Now, usually people would pull that stupid "The gates are unbreakable" shit. But not today, my dear friend.[/i] [i]With a sickening CRACK! the gateway to the Dojo splintered open, pieces of wood and metal sent flying as the architecture fell to the ground with a booming thud, the very earth shaking upon its impact. As the dust spewed up from its collapse cleared, a figure could be seen approaching the destruction, silently walking up towards the one who had caused this.[/i] [u]"Ugh. Tesuto's gonna lose his shit over this.."[/u] [i]Irina silently looked up at the mechanical behemoth, her crystal clear eyes scanning it silently as she drew the Rakuyo at her side. She was clearly in a bad mood.[/i] [u]"Excuse you. But it's best if you knock first, really. Then again, I shouldn't be talking...heh."[/u]
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[b]The front hatch on the machine opens, and a freaking penguin climbs out and sits down on the new ledge formed by the panels.[/b] [i]"Hello! Sorry about the gate, this thing doesn't really do precision."[/i]
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[i]While the fact that a penguin was piloting a goddamn machine of war surprised the pale woman, Irina only smirked, sheathing the blade within her hands.[/i] [u]"Eh. You're fine. I could probably take care of the repairing of the door anyway. So, you got a name?"[/u]
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[i]"Tobias, Toby, T-dawg, T-man, Big T, Mr. T, Little T, T, t, nice to meet ya!"[/i] [b]The machine crouches and he extends a flipper, at which point you notice he's wearing a bandolier of grenades and a shotgun.[/b]
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[b]The walls don't move, due to there magical enhancements. Garin's head pops up over the gate.[/b] WHAT THE HELL?!
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[b]The mech, being incapable of looking up, instead, steps back as the front hatch opens, and a penguin climbs out, peering up. Around his beak is what used to be a very unfortunate tuna fish sandwich.[/b] [i]"Hi! Can I come in?"[/i]
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What for? And who are you?
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[i]"Tobias, Toboy, T-dawg, Big T, Little T, T, t, Mr. T, T-Man, nice to meet ya!"[/i]
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Garin. Nice to meet you, too. [b]He has a skeptical look on his face that just screams "What the hell is that thing and what does it want?"[/b]
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[i]"This is Big T! It's meh mech suit. It shoots things. Can I come in now?"[/i]
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I don't have the right to let you in, so no.
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[i]"C'mon man! Please?!"[/i]
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[b]The gates don't even creak, and there's yelling from atop the wall [/b] "Oi what the fock."
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[b]The mech is incapable of looking up, so a hatch on the front opens as it steps away. Out emerges a penguin wearing a bandolier of Grenades and holding a mini shotgun.[/b] [i]"Hi there! Can I come in?"[/i] [b]He has tuna fish bits smeared around his beak, which he is currently licking off[/b]
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[spoiler]*uncontrollable laughter*[/spoiler]
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[b]The man looks over the wall and seems to be wearing NCR armor [/b] "Yeah! Just don't punch the damn gates!" [b]The gates creak open [/b]
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[i]"Thanks Buddy!"[/i] [b]He retreats inside his mech and walks inside[/b]
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[b]The gates closed behind you, as the NCR Ranger meets you inside [/b] "So who, or what are you?"
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[b]The hatch opens again and the penguin emerges again, this time, tuna-free.[/b] [i]"Tobias, Toby, T-dawg, Big T, T-bone, T, t, Little T, nice to meet ya!"[/i] [b]He does a little hop as the mech crouches down, ending up slightly tilted towards the ranger, with a flipper extended.[/b]
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[b]Wearily, the man takes the flipper and shakes [/b] "I'm Watcher. It's a pleasure"
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[i]"Well howdy Watcher, now, I have one question for you, Where the heII am I?"[/i] [b]This... Guy? Penguin? Thing? Is giving off done seriously friendly vibes. It's almost suffocating[/b]
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"Wait so you showed up here, punched the door and came in but you have no idea where you are? You're in the dojo. Home to the greatest warriors the universe has ever seen."
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[i]"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Warriors! Great! Where can I murder someone?![/i] [b]This penguin is way too enthusiastic about murder. [/b]
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"... Uh pardon? You aren't allowed to kill anyone. If you do. You will be Hunted and executed. "
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[i]"Aww man. Not about being hunted and executed. People have tried to do that multiple times to me. So what's the point of warriors getting together if not to MURDER EACHOTHER BRUTALLY?!"[/i] [i]He says this with a straight face.[/i]
