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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/20/2016 11:02:52 PM
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[i]"There's membership? You guys should really make a pamphlet explaining all this!"[/i]
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"A pamphlet? Why when I can explain it?"
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[i]"Because pamphlets are cool!"[/i]
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"Not that cool."
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[i]"You're just denying it because you're jealous you didn't think of it."[/i] [b]Im not sure penguins can give a smug smile, but he does anyways.[/b]
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"Yeah sure, let's go with that Buffy the penguin."
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[b]He pays no mind to the insult[/b] [i]"Anyways, what's this membership deal about?"[/i]
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"What do you mean? If you become a member, you get to stay in the dojo and Train with others."
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[i]"Sounds fun! Where do I sign?"[/i]
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"No where. All are welcome to join, so you're a member now!"
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[i]"That was easy! When do I get to fight people?"[/i]
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"Well to spar others you have to pass the test"
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[i]"Test?! You see, now the pamphlet makes sense, I'd be informed of this beforehand. So what's the test?"[/i]
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"You have to fight a member or a sensei, if they deem you worthy you can fight others."
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[i]"What the heck's a sensei?! Again, the pamphlet."[/i]
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"A sensei is a leader of the dojo."
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[i]"Ok then. So who do I fight?"[/i]
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"You can fighter a tester, Mortar, myself or shadow. Or you can fight a sensei, Pants, Zane, Tubbs, Sketch."
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[i]"Who's the most available?"[/i]
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"Well I'm here right now"
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[i]"LETS DO THIS"[/i] [b]He hops back into the mech and the hatch closes, the mech standing up, the mini gun revving up and the rocket salvo opening[/b]
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[b]Watcher ducks behind a Stone bench, firing some rounds from his sniper [/b]
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[b]The mech's armor was good, but not great. The bullets put fair debts into the armor. Then it started shooting. Bullets tore through the air towards the general direction of the bench, but it was so inaccurate it was hitting everything within ten feet of the bench as well. [/b]
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[b]Watcher ducked, the stone bench slowly chipping away as bullets hit it. It wouldn't last long, even if it was an inaccurate machine [/b]
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[b]A hissing is heard, then a missile is fired at the bench. This missile is a lot more accurate than the mini gun[/b]
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"What the?" [b]The bench explodes, and Watcher crashes through the wall, ending up in a Starbucks and skidding across-the-ground. He groans, getting up and hiding behind the counter, firing the rest of his clip [/b]
