originally posted in:The New Dojo
[i]Now, usually people would pull that stupid "The gates are unbreakable" shit. But not today, my dear friend.[/i]
[i]With a sickening CRACK! the gateway to the Dojo splintered open, pieces of wood and metal sent flying as the architecture fell to the ground with a booming thud, the very earth shaking upon its impact. As the dust spewed up from its collapse cleared, a figure could be seen approaching the destruction, silently walking up towards the one who had caused this.[/i]
[u]"Ugh. Tesuto's gonna lose his shit over this.."[/u]
[i]Irina silently looked up at the mechanical behemoth, her crystal clear eyes scanning it silently as she drew the Rakuyo at her side. She was clearly in a bad mood.[/i]
[u]"Excuse you. But it's best if you knock first, really. Then again, I shouldn't be talking...heh."[/u]
English
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[b]The front hatch on the machine opens, and a freaking penguin climbs out and sits down on the new ledge formed by the panels.[/b] [i]"Hello! Sorry about the gate, this thing doesn't really do precision."[/i]
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[i]While the fact that a penguin was piloting a goddamn machine of war surprised the pale woman, Irina only smirked, sheathing the blade within her hands.[/i] [u]"Eh. You're fine. I could probably take care of the repairing of the door anyway. So, you got a name?"[/u]
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[i]"Tobias, Toby, T-dawg, T-man, Big T, Mr. T, Little T, T, t, nice to meet ya!"[/i] [b]The machine crouches and he extends a flipper, at which point you notice he's wearing a bandolier of grenades and a shotgun.[/b]