originally posted in:The New Dojo
"FU[i]C[/i]K BLT'S MAN! WE NEED SOME MORE GOD DAMN EXPLOSIONS!"
The entire Ko-Rudo mountain range goes
Up in flames and destruction as they spontaneously combust.
WE SHOULD REALLY TAKE THE NON-CANON OUTTA HERE.
English
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[u]SCREAMING, RUSSEL WHIPS HIS HEAD TOWARDS DEITY. SOMEHOW HIS SHEER MANLINESS MAKES THE WHOLE POST IN CAPS, EVEN THE ACTION BUBBLES.[/u] "[i]MAKE A POST AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE NEXT IN LINE FOR THE TORGUE MANUFACTURING LINE! I CAN DO THE BEST NON-CANNON EXPLOSIONS IN THE WORLD![/i]"
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"I'M TOO GOD DAMN LAZY FOR THAT YOU TORGUE RIP OFF! YOU MAKE IT!"
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"[i]OKAY LIN- I MEAN DEITY THE COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER! I'LL BRING THE EXPLOSIVES, YOU BRING THE BOOZE![/i]" [u]Russel disappears in a swathe of flames, a sign saying "brb" left in his place.[/u]
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"FU[i]C[/i]K YOU MAN! Oh wait my personality is totally torn from Handsome Jack... [i]shit.[/i]"