originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Is that so!"
The deity entered the room, looking around it. He gestured to the bodies on the floor after his panorama.
"These friends of yours?"
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"Just some street thugs I programmed in. Couple nobodies. Didn't even bother putting in faces. So, who are you?" [b]She looked at him curiously. Well, looked isn't the right word. She listened at him, really.[/b]
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The deity raised an eyebrow. His grin slowly faded as he had never had anyone actually ask such a question. He wondered if it was from ignorance, or... Well ignorance. "Well! I am who they call, "The Fierce Deity!" But most just call me Deity. Doesn't really suit me anymore but hey, if it's not broke don't fix it! Slayer of dragons! Leader of a organization that hasn't come to life yet! Swordsman! Lady wooer! The Saviour of Twilight....!?" The deity hoped that any of these titles would ring a bell within the ladies mind.
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"Ah! The Fierce Deity! Yes, I know who you are. Just don't know your appearance. You see, I can't. Being blind, I cannot physically look at picture. Nothing for the sound waves to bounce off of. I use echolocation, like a bat does."
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The deity immediately lowered his eyebrow. More concerned, but also excited. "Holy SHIT. You are totally DAREDEVIL."
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"Funny, that's what a guy named Tubbs said... Well, yes, I am! In a matter of speaking. Same skill set, but unlike him I cannot take bullets to the chest. Or anywhere."
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"Well that's just a matter of armour DD! Heh. But I do like the way you took out these guys.... Say, are you looking for work by chance?"
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"Depends on the work. Long as the pay's good and I'm not killing innocents, sounds good to me."
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"No absolutely! Complete opposite of harming people! Unless they seek to harm others.... I'm building let's say...a community. This community will go out into this brave and dangerous world, and help people out! Also to get some resources and cash on the side. Can't exactly pay you yet though....but I'm sure there's a hell of a lot of people who will once I get you set in the right direction."
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"Alright. What do you want me to do?"
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"Well, nothing at the moment really! I'm just sort of.... What's the word... Recruiting you! Ya! So once this Tournament is all well and done and I have a fatter wallet from it, we can get to work!"
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"Sounds like a plan, Deity. So, what do we do in the meantime? I mean, I've got literally nothing to do at all."
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"Yaaaaa...and I'm actually TOO busy right now! I'm on break between fights and when I'm on break I'm talking to a SHIT ton of other people to get them on my team here!"
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"Oh alright. Well... What do you suppose I do, then? Not like I can do really anything. Nobody ever listens to the blind girl."
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".....okay so you want to fight right? Like...like that's what you are going for here? I'm not getting any mixed signals am I? Last time that happened I ended up In an actual relationship."
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"Nah, I don't actually fight unless I have to. I don't fight to practice with my weapons. I fight to kill. Self defense or people who deserve it."
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"Wellllll shit. Guess I'm just gunna... Head out now...." The deity walked towards the door, before turning. "Oh! Forgot to mention! Your workplace is totally in the middle of the Ko-Rudo mountains! See you then!" He walks out the door, after the odd exchange.