originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b]A Much Need Repair[/b]
[b]Zane sighs as he puts down his hammer, his Phoenix armor propped in front of him. Mira walks out, handing him a glass of water.[/b]
"[i]Whats wrong honey?[/i]"
"Armor took too much damage, can't fix it with the materials I've got here."
"[i]Really? Well how about seeing that new man that came in? I think his name was Tyrone.[/i]"
"New guy huh? Why not, il swing by his shop."
[b]He downs the glass of water and grabs his armor, giving his wife a kiss as he walks out and heads to Tyrone's shop. He knocks on the door, waiting.[/b]
[spoiler]For Pants.[/spoiler]
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Commander Shepard flew from Tesutos ASS, killing him after he reaped him. He pulled out his gun, looking at Wrex. It was a long time before the two had spoken, especially after a god awful ending. He said three words that Wrex never forget.... "We'll bang OK?"
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[b]The krogan nods, missing the time he and his play mate spent.[/b] "[b]After I deal with this shepherd, keep it in your pants.[/b]"
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"I think your BUTT is a bit more important." *he puts on a pair of sunglasses, titled 'Liaras ass'*
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"[b]Not now shepherd! No how much did my friend have to pay?[/b]" [b]He motions to the fleet behind him[/b]
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"Nothing! Not anymore anyways he's really doesn't need to be all upset about this and I just wanted an endorsement for free possibly maybe from the guy who saved everyone and it wouldn't be a hassle and would Help everyone out and-" Commander Shepard turned to Tina. "Did you say free endorsement?" "Uhhh...yes?" "I can give you a free endorsement. ;)" "Ummmmm...how would you do-" "I'm commander Shepard. And this is my favourite store on the citadel."
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"Look, paint your shops logo on the chest section, and you'll have a favor from me. We got a deal?"
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"Hey that sounds like a great-" "Wrex? Am I your... Dirty little secret?" Commander Shepard suddenly dominated the scene like he dominated Liara in mass effect one.
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"Oh my...Il stop by later to discuss our deal?" [b]Wrex picks up Shepard bridal style and carries him back to the ship, and the fleet takes off.[/b]
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Tesutos dead body explodes into data and is transferred back to the gate. Tina looks at Zane. "So what about just a tiny ad? I mean the armour was gunna cost you money anyways...."
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"Yeah, just don't mess up the paint job. The chest area should be fine." [b]A thought clicks in his head.[/b] "How about if you guys become my sponsor? Should bring in lots of interest and make your name grow."
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"Ya, that sounds good!" Teek is still wondering what the hell just happened, and he just walks out of the shop.
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[spoiler]End?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yup.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Man. That was a throwback to the old days lmao [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lmao, yup. 'Twas fun though.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]so weird...[/spoiler]