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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/21/2016 6:29:46 AM
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[b]Leone, and how he uses his Stand for the most mundane and laziest stuff, Ry's Ship.[/b]
Leone woke up in his room on Ry's ship with a nice yawn and stretch. It had been a small while since he forfeited from the Tournament, which was something he didn't regret. He went to do his daily routine, shower, brush teeth, get dressed in comfy clothes and in this case it was a sweater and pants. He went in the kitchen and used his Stand to make an Italian BMT. Yes, this guy just used a highly useful skill just to make a god damn sandwich.
[spoiler]Open.[/spoiler]
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"I won't watch you sleep, and I trust you as well. On to a new topic, so I can forget those cameras exist, why Eggs Benedict?" Leone said, looking at the slightly bubbling water now. He grabbed a bowl and cracked an egg in it, then carefully and gently poured the egg in the water, careful not to mess up the yolk
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"It seemed easy. And I already had the Hollandaise."
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"Mm, yeah...[i]easy[/i]." Leone said, turning around to Ry for a moment before realizing something. "Here's another question, how come you don't...wear a bra? I mean like, I'm not personally complaining but I just realized how bizarre it is."
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"What's a bra? It's clothes, I'm guessing. Why don't I wear one... Is it something for women to wear?"
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"It's like underwear, but for women's chests..." Leone said, his reference being obvious. He was surprised Ry didn't know what they were. Another round of explaining somewhat embarrassing things for Leone. "Basically, let's just say it makes shirts and stuff...more comfortable. For your uh...breasts. I really don't know, they're just underwear that exists."
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"Really? How would shirts be uncomfortable? Then again, I don't wear shirts. I just wear my robes and my underwear. Real comfortable."
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"True, but let's say you were feeling the Christmas spirit and you wanted to put on a sweater like mine. Wouldn't it get all itchy and irritating with no bra?" Leone said, trying to defend a fuсking bra. Eventually he started to poach the egg while waiting on her response.
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"I guess so. But then we have the predicament that I have no clue how sizes are measured in bras. Length? Width of your chest? Size of the breasts? Guess I'll have to do some research later."
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"Yeah... I mean you don't have to wear one if you don't want to. I mean...[i]I don't mind[/i]" He said, the last sentence more quiet than the others. Leone miraculously managed to not fuсk up poaching the egg. Now on to egg two, of which he did the same process.
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[b]Ry just about laughed. She heard that last sentence. Leone was literally just embarrassing himself.[/b] "Don't think I didn't hear that last sentence. Don't worry, I get it. You're a guy, guys like breasts. I know that pretty well at this point."
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Leone blushed a bit. "Well...I mean...yeah. Anyways I think I'm almost done..or I forgot something and messed up."
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"Alright. We shall see how well you have done."
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Anyways, after getting all that bs done and adding the sauce, he made decent Eggs Benedict. Only decent. Leone sat down in a chair, placing the food on the table. "...yes. I do like them."
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"Leone, I already knew that. You told me the other day, remember?" [b]She took a bite. It was alright. Wasn't the best.[/b] "You did good on the food."
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"I was talking about the Eggs Benedict. But yeah...I remember. So, this is nice." He said with a chuckle.
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"Yeah, it really is. What do you want to do today? I'm up for anything."
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"Hmm...Well I'd suggest we'd cuddle or something but that gets kind of boring. It's too cold to just go outside and I'd get in a coughing fit..." Leone said, thinking.
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"Hmm... We could play some more games or something."
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"That sounds nice...sorry to ruin the mood, but when can we get my lungs fixed?" Leone said, getting up from his seat.
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"We could get it fixed as soon as I'm done eating, if you want."
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"Thank you, seriously thank you a lot. You'd be doing a more kinder thing than I ever will." Leone said with a smile.
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"Leone, just you being here, staying with me, loving me, is kinder than anyone has ever been to me. You're being kinder than I ever could be. I'm just doing my job."
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"Thank you...But like, with this surgery you'd be giving me something back I lost since I was 15, I don't know how I'd give something as equal and precious back."
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"You don't have to give anything back, Leone. It's my job as a doctor and your girlfriend to help you."
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"I guess, but it just wouldn't sit right with me. Not giving back, that is."
