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11/21/2016 8:29:11 AM
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A Million Dollars, but...
... everytime you leave your home for the next year, you have to lick the nearest person's armpit.
Would you take it?
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3 RepliesLoophole: Dont live in your own home for a year. Also, credit RvB for the series.
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Just a million is too small for that shit
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A MILLION DOLLARS BUT . . . . . . . YOU DIE [spoiler] yes please[/spoiler]
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Sure. Just use like 100k of it to pay someone of your choosing to be extra clean and stand outside your door at some appointed time, so they're always the first person you see.
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1 Reply1 million a week but you get AIDS if you spend it on just yourself.
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9 RepliesEdited by Jörmungandr: 11/21/2016 11:23:02 PMA million dollars but you lose a limb and cannot get a prosthetic
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A million dollars BUT... when you goto the bathroom, your poop will be red and will always burn. [spoiler]and have to go 3 times a day lmao[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou could just pay someone to stand next to your door and have outstanding armpit hygiene.
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1 ReplyEdited by fangfireskull: 11/22/2016 3:00:22 PMLet's see... Million dollars but every time you blink or look away, a random object will be moved slightly. Not a large amount, but enough for you to notice.
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I wouldn't give it all!!!
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11 RepliesA million dollars BUT you have to make fun of black people for a year
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2 RepliesI am my own nearest armpit. Since it's impossible to lick your own armpit, I'd explode or something if I took the offer. Pass.
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1 ReplyEdited by Falty: 11/22/2016 6:27:18 AMYour (happy?) perfect world. Is gone.
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Ive done worse for a lot less.
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I would never leave the house for a year ha!!
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1 ReplyEdited by The Superego: 11/21/2016 7:31:41 PMYou can create objects and their mass and matter at will, but only when you are an active slave. [spoiler]You lose independent functions.[/spoiler]
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21 RepliesA million dollars but you have to be a weeb
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6 RepliesLoop hole, take the million dollars, order everything online, and stay in your house with the newest gadgets for 365 days. Sure, you will be pale as hell when you emerge but you have a million dollars- minus expenditures- and there would have been 0 armpit licking.
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The GameStop employees bust out [i]Million Dollars But...[/i] at the BF1 midnight release. It was a pretty fun night.
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I am the nearest person...
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1 ReplyI'd do that for free!
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Most people would be safe, because they'll just lick the skin between their index finger and thumb.
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I don't go outside.
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I think people really under estimate a million dollars with that money you wouldn't even need to leave the house.
