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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/22/2016 6:57:31 AM
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"Oh, she's really odd. Very strange. She tries to get engaged. And she thinks I don't know, but she wears the ring around. I have cameras in every room. Yes, all of them. Even yours."
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"W-what? You're telling me, there's a camera in my room....watching me sleep? Why?"
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"I don't watch you sleep. If it's any consolation, there's on one my room, too. You could access the cameras from your room."
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"Okay, that brings me to a second and more important question. You said EVERY room right? Wouldn't that be rather...awkward? Seeing how I assume they are in the bathrooms as well?" Leone said, checking on the muffins.
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"Leone, don't worry. They're not pointed towards the baths. They're pointed towards the sink. And no, I don't watch you take baths or something creepy like that. I actually haven't looked at the bathroom cams in like three months."
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"Alright...I mean I know I can trust you not to like, watch me sleep and stuff. It's just the thought of those cameras are unnerving." He said, putting on oven mitts to take out the now light brown muffins. Then he grabbed another skillet and half filled it with water. Then, he waited on it to start slightly bubbling.
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"If it makes you feel any better, you could watch me sleep, too. I just trust you enough to know you won't. I hope that resonates."
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"I won't watch you sleep, and I trust you as well. On to a new topic, so I can forget those cameras exist, why Eggs Benedict?" Leone said, looking at the slightly bubbling water now. He grabbed a bowl and cracked an egg in it, then carefully and gently poured the egg in the water, careful not to mess up the yolk
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"It seemed easy. And I already had the Hollandaise."
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"Mm, yeah...[i]easy[/i]." Leone said, turning around to Ry for a moment before realizing something. "Here's another question, how come you don't...wear a bra? I mean like, I'm not personally complaining but I just realized how bizarre it is."
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"What's a bra? It's clothes, I'm guessing. Why don't I wear one... Is it something for women to wear?"
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"It's like underwear, but for women's chests..." Leone said, his reference being obvious. He was surprised Ry didn't know what they were. Another round of explaining somewhat embarrassing things for Leone. "Basically, let's just say it makes shirts and stuff...more comfortable. For your uh...breasts. I really don't know, they're just underwear that exists."
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"Really? How would shirts be uncomfortable? Then again, I don't wear shirts. I just wear my robes and my underwear. Real comfortable."
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"True, but let's say you were feeling the Christmas spirit and you wanted to put on a sweater like mine. Wouldn't it get all itchy and irritating with no bra?" Leone said, trying to defend a fuсking bra. Eventually he started to poach the egg while waiting on her response.
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"I guess so. But then we have the predicament that I have no clue how sizes are measured in bras. Length? Width of your chest? Size of the breasts? Guess I'll have to do some research later."
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"Yeah... I mean you don't have to wear one if you don't want to. I mean...[i]I don't mind[/i]" He said, the last sentence more quiet than the others. Leone miraculously managed to not fuсk up poaching the egg. Now on to egg two, of which he did the same process.
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[b]Ry just about laughed. She heard that last sentence. Leone was literally just embarrassing himself.[/b] "Don't think I didn't hear that last sentence. Don't worry, I get it. You're a guy, guys like breasts. I know that pretty well at this point."
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Leone blushed a bit. "Well...I mean...yeah. Anyways I think I'm almost done..or I forgot something and messed up."
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"Alright. We shall see how well you have done."
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Anyways, after getting all that bs done and adding the sauce, he made decent Eggs Benedict. Only decent. Leone sat down in a chair, placing the food on the table. "...yes. I do like them."
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"Leone, I already knew that. You told me the other day, remember?" [b]She took a bite. It was alright. Wasn't the best.[/b] "You did good on the food."
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"I was talking about the Eggs Benedict. But yeah...I remember. So, this is nice." He said with a chuckle.
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"Yeah, it really is. What do you want to do today? I'm up for anything."
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"Hmm...Well I'd suggest we'd cuddle or something but that gets kind of boring. It's too cold to just go outside and I'd get in a coughing fit..." Leone said, thinking.
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"Hmm... We could play some more games or something."
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"That sounds nice...sorry to ruin the mood, but when can we get my lungs fixed?" Leone said, getting up from his seat.
