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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/22/2016 4:54:13 PM
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[u]The Turducken Incident [/u]
Running throughout the Dojo is a strange bird with the snood and neck of a turkey, the head and feathers of a duck, and the voice of a chicken running throughout the Dojo.
"*sigh* next time I'm definitely looking things up before I decide creating genetic abominations as plan A. Agh... just.. stop running!"
Ama says trying hopelessly to hide herself under a large grey cloak as her silver hair pokes out from the side of the hood while she chases the strange creature.
[spoiler]open. A Thanksgiving gag post lol.[/spoiler]
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[i]nanos is walking past when he sees the strange creature runs past. Nanos not originally from this planet so it kind of freaks him out a bit.[/i] "What in the world??"says nanos
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Ama stops not realizing her hood fell off. "I uh... got a little creative this thanksgiving and... let's just sum it up with mistakes were made"
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"Um..okay"says nanos [i]he has a clueless look on his face. He has no idea what she talking about. [/i] "Um whats that exactly ?? im not really from this planet at all."says nanos [i]he may look normal but he is hiding his large silver wings under his cloak on his back.[/i]
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Edited by ALIAS-F4LS: 11/23/2016 4:11:16 AM"Hmmm let's see... you know what a turkey a duck and a chicken is right?"
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"I know what chicken is of course"says nanos [i]he feels really dumb anwsering that question but it cant be helped he thought.[/i]
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"Well usually a turducken is just a roasted chicken a turkey and a duck but I umm... OK I decided to mess with their genetics and made a hybrid of the three combine"
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"That's kinda strange i think its gonna taste strange if you eat it i think"says nanos [i]he look at the peculiar creature run around it kinda reminds him of chimera in a way.[/i]
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"Might, hopefully it's good. I'm really not too sure at this point" The bird squawks, then clucks, then makes a bizarre mix of all the animal's voices combine. "I... umm... well ok then" Slightly surprised at the noise the creature made.
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"Well that's slightly unnerving that it just made"says nanos [i]he wasn't so sure that it should even be ate but who knows he thought.[/i] "It might who knows"says nanos
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"Guess I'll see when thanksgiving comes around. If anything I've creating something unique"
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"Yeah your probably right"says nanos [i]he just watches the strange creature run around.[/i] "You gonna need help catching it?"asks nanos
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"Probably. If I went and started slinging vines around I'd probably accidently crush it"
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"Yeah that wouldn't be good here let me help"says nanos [i]he used to help his friend catch chickens where he used to lived so pretty chase after the creature for a couple minutes before cornering it. He block its escape with his huge wings. [/i]
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She grabs the strange creature as its corners and holds it in a way st to make sure it doesn't escape. "Ah what a relief. I opened the door to go out next thing you know he bolts out. Next time I'm making sure it's in a cage before I leave."
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"Well at least he can't fly though "says nanos [i]he closes his wings back up. He puts them back under his cloak.[/i] "You should make a pen for though cause i have feeling it does like being cooped up inside"says nanos
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Edited by ALIAS-F4LS: 11/25/2016 9:24:23 PM"Hmm probably a good idea. I'll look into that" The unusual bird makes a few strange squawking noises before staring at the man who helped Ama capture him. "Yeah... we have no idea what your saying" She says looking at the bird
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"Yeah for all we know he could be agreeing with the coop idea"says nanos [i]he looks at the strange bird thats making strange noise[/i] "Just remember if you build it to make sure he can't dig out from under the fence. i used to keep chickens so if you need help building it no big deal"ssys nanos
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"I did a lot of work in a lab though never really did Farm work... I'm guessing it's probably better to dig the fence as deep into the ground as possible?"
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"Yeah well luckily for you i have and i could build one for you its not that hard if you want"says nanos
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"If you don't mind. I do have a decent amount of space behind my place."
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"Just show where you want it and how big you want it"says nanos
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[b]Rook sees the small creature and quickly picks it up.[/b] "Yo what up little guy? Where you going?"
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The Strange bird gobbles, then squawks, then makes the noise of a turkey, a chicken, and a duck all simultaneously. "I got... way to creative with this one" An slightly winded Ama approaches not realizing her hood flew off.
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"Pretty interesting creature." [b]He pets the bird's head.[/b] "You genetically mutated DNA to make this?"
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Edited by ALIAS-F4LS: 11/22/2016 7:38:56 PM"Yup. He ended up making a break for it when I opened my door. I think I've been chasing Him all morning."
