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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/23/2016 4:59:14 AM
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"Um... My real name is really long, so just call me Ry. It's what everyone else calls me. So... Are you open right now?"
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Yeah Ry. What ya need?
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"I need a guinea pig."
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Ummm. Ok... [b]he pulls out an action figure of a guinea pig from a cabinet towards the bottom of the wooden structure[/b] [b]he touches it and it turns into an actual guinea pig[/b]
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"How much do I owe you?"
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Got anything to trade?
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"I have tons of cash."
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So do I pal. But if you have no items to trade I'll accept cash...
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"Oh. I've got this." [b]She pulls a small device from her left sleeve, and sets it down.[/b] "It's a miniature nuclear reactor."
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Wait, you're a girl!? Man, bold letters really help. Anyways, what's that thing? [b]he looks at the nuclear reactor[/b]
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"It heats stuff up to any level you want."
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So... [b]he pulls out a bag of popcorn and places the reactor on it[/b] It'll pop popcorn!?
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"Just turn the heat up, and it will."
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[b]assumes it has a knob and twists it[/b]
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[b]It heats up, and starts popping the popcorn.[/b]
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You're literally a life saver! Give me a sec! [b]he touches the guinea pig and it turns into the action figure again[/b] Take it. It'll turn normal in a hour. But it'll be a baby. It should be grown in about 2 days. [b]i'll let you choose the gender and look[/b]
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[spoiler]Alright. I'll actually have the Doormat decide, I'm giving it to Beta.[/spoiler] [b]She pockets it.[/b] "Thank you."
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No prob. Come back anytime!
