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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/24/2016 6:04:51 AM
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"That one fellow who lives up in the flagship with Destanius and Audax. Yesterday, Audax and Fortis went into someone's house and killed all the inhabitants, no questions asked."
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I don't know any of these people. But you seem cool.
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"Why thank you," the figure says in a chilling tone. "You seem quite... affable as well." [b]He sort of chokes on the word [i]affable[/i], as if complementing someone was difficult for him.[/b]
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Thanks. So, can I help start rumors?
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"Why of course. The best way to start rumors is to tell a little bit of truth, but then add the lie. For example, Fortis did break into a house yesterday and kill everyone in side, but I did not mention that they were terrorists."
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Oh you sly dog.
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"Thank you. Now, find something true about Fortis and bend the truth to fit your needs."
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Wait, how did you find out he killed those people?
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"I know almost everything that happens in this galaxy. You can't take a breath without me knowing."
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[b]silently farts[/b]
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[b]The figure sort of stares at Tubbs with a glance of indifference and disgust, before continuing to address the general bar goers, who by this time seemed rather inpatient for another rumor.[/b]
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Hehe. [b]Tubbs thinks about what the dude is doing and why it's wrong[/b] Maybe I should stop him...
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[b]The figure flinches at Tubbs words. To the dismay of the crowd, he turns around.[/b] "Is something wrong?" [b]The figure says, his eyes now surrounded by black flames.[/b]
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Yeah. Ur face! OHHHHHHH!!! [b]MLG Airhorns go off and a pair of black sunglasses that are made of pixels go over my eyes[/b]
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[spoiler]ROASTED![/spoiler] [b]The figure stands up, pulling back his cloak. His face is the deepest shade of black you could ever imagine, in the shape of a skull. His head was surrounded by flames of the same color. His eyes glowed red, and he seemed to have an aurora filled with the very quintessence of evil. He drew a sword the same shade as his head surrounded by purple flames. You could tell, somehow, that the blade was [i]Malice[/i].[/b] "Is that so?"
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Hey man, I'm not racist. But your face actually is pretty ugly. And what you're doing is wrong! Bending the truth to make someone sound bad!
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"Not as ugly as yours will be once I am done with you! Also, your perception of good and bad is flawed beyond repair. The only good in this world is eternal fighting! Seeing who is the strongest and smartest is the right way, and will always be the right way!" [b]He dashes at you with his sword, which is not completely ablaze.[/b]
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Wait wait wait! [b]he dives in between the figures legs and punches him in the balls while doing it[/b] [b]when he lands he slides a bit and rolls over on his back, having a machine gun in his hands[/b] Care for a wager on this battle? If not that's fine, I can kill you now with this gun. If so, I can put it up and fight fair.
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[spoiler]Did you just assume his GENDER?!![/spoiler] [b]With a sly look on his face, he responds.[/b] "I doubt that gun could do much, but sure." [b]He puts up his sword, and gestures for tubbs to make the first move.[/b]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [b]Tubbs stands up and puts away the gun[/b] I win, admit this was all just rumors to make him look bad. I lose, I'll help start rumors. Deal?
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"Well, sure." [b]The figure takes off his bulky cloak, revealing pitch black metal armor. He has giant muscles, and his fists are surrounded in flames. Perhaps this was not such a good idea. The figure pounds the floor, and the bar collapses.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs, with super speed, carries everyone out of the bar before it's collapsed so nobody gets hurt[/b] [b]except for the man he's up against of course[/b] [b]but he also got himself a drink, and starts chugging it outside of the bar[/b] [b]when he's done, he throws it beside him on the ground[/b] [b]his hands go on fire too[/b] [b]super strength activates[/b] Aight. This should be fun.
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[b]The figure jumps up before the roof can collapse, burning through it. Still in the air, he throws balls of flame at Tubbs and the civilians.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs opens a portal behind the civilians, which sucks them all up and spits them out at the Dojo[/b] [b]the portal closes[/b] 360 NO SCOPE!!! [b]Tubbs spins in a circle and throws fireballs at the ones you through at him[/b] [b]he misses all of them...[/b] [b]he dives to the right to dodge[/b] [b]he then throws a metal stick at you[/b]
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"Wow, a metal stick. So terrifying." [b]He dodges the stick and then starts flying at Tubbs. He lights the entire block on fire, picks up a long wooden beam from the bar wreckage, and chucks it at Tubbs.[/b]
