originally posted in:The New Dojo
*Mortar walks up to Ama, trying not to chuckle*
Is that a chicken in a duck in a turkey?
English
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"It... gets a little weirder... I got a little creative and now I have a few cross breeds between turkeys, chickens, and ducks."
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*Mortar sighs a little* You just HAD to get into genetic chemistry, didn't you Ama?
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"Whelp, but- yeaaah, applying science to thanksgiving was probably a little odd but now at least I know what a turducken tastes like if it was a real animal" She takes a second to look at the odd roast. "I went into mad scientist territory didn't I?"
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Eh, least it wasn't a person you did it to
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"Yeah... something about turkey people just sounded wrong on so many levels"
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Yeah, it might be the 50% cannibalism instilled into it
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"Yeahhhhh... I think I'll stay away from that route. I'm pretty sure someone somewhere wouldn't mind it but *shudders* ok anyways! Initially the whole living turducken thing came from me honestly know knowing too much about thanks giving and well. This happened" Showing the strange prepared roast. It appeared to have had the wingspan of a duck and the body of a turkey.