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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/25/2016 1:34:11 AM
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[spoiler]Since it's already cooked, it has no head. So instead, you hit the top of the turkey breast.[/spoiler]
[b]The turkey screeched and began to flaunt its tiny, cooked wings at tubbs angrily.[/b]
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[b]he starts biting its wings[/b]
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[b]The turkey jerked its wing upward sending tubbs flying. Tubs then fell into the turkey's head cavity and it started to devour him. [/b]
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[b]he starts stabbing it and chewing as much as he can[/b]
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[b]The vaquero started firing rounds at the turkey as it was flailing around along with Sandello and Shalidor. The turkey screeched louder, nearly blowing out tubbs's eardrums. [/b]
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[b]Tubbs just stops[/b] How does this thing scream without a mouth? Plot holes. [b]he rips a piece off of it and starts eating that piece as he runs back to the ground[/b]
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[b]The turkey didn't care about plot holes since it had been brought to life by magic. It then stabbed at tubbs ferociously with its wings, trying to get the bit that had been taken out back.[/b]
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Ow! Ah! It tickles but kind of hurts!!! [b]he starts laughing and he falls while being hit by its wing[/b]
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[b]The turkey kept stabbing and then suddenly stopped, it flopped over, throwing all of its body weight on tubbs, crushing him.[/b]
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No no no no no! [b]Tubbs uses his super speed and runs out of the way[/b] That was close! So, can I kill this thing or is it invincible?
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[b]The turkey seemed to get weaker as it had bites taken out of it and as I was getting shot at, but it wasn't giving up. It began to get up again and run at tubbs.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs shoots a fireball at it and starts running around it in circles with super speed, trying to create a tornado or something[/b]
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[b]The turkey spun around until its bony stubs for feet tripped up and the turkey fell. It began to crawl towards tubbs.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs grabs the thing by its wings and picks it up with super strength[/b] [b]he then spins in circles and lets go eventually when he is fast enough to make it go flying[/b]
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[b]The turkey flew into a wall and then fell to the ground, slouching. It appeared to finally be just food again.[/b]
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Uh... that took a day. And it's not Thanksgiving anymore. We can't eat this!
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"Ah fine," said Shalidor. [b]He used telekinesis on the turkey, lifting it into the air and then shot an extremely powerful fireball at hit, causing it to explode. Chunks of turkey scattered as they went flying towards dojoville. [/b]
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Sweet. So uh, we done here?
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"I suppose so..."
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Awkward... [spoiler]end?[/spoiler]
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"I know." [b]Everyone started to walk away[/b] [spoiler]Yep[/spoiler]
