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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/26/2016 4:42:50 PM
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[b]The figure sort of stares at Tubbs with a glance of indifference and disgust, before continuing to address the general bar goers, who by this time seemed rather inpatient for another rumor.[/b]
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Hehe. [b]Tubbs thinks about what the dude is doing and why it's wrong[/b] Maybe I should stop him...
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[b]The figure flinches at Tubbs words. To the dismay of the crowd, he turns around.[/b] "Is something wrong?" [b]The figure says, his eyes now surrounded by black flames.[/b]
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Yeah. Ur face! OHHHHHHH!!! [b]MLG Airhorns go off and a pair of black sunglasses that are made of pixels go over my eyes[/b]
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[spoiler]ROASTED![/spoiler] [b]The figure stands up, pulling back his cloak. His face is the deepest shade of black you could ever imagine, in the shape of a skull. His head was surrounded by flames of the same color. His eyes glowed red, and he seemed to have an aurora filled with the very quintessence of evil. He drew a sword the same shade as his head surrounded by purple flames. You could tell, somehow, that the blade was [i]Malice[/i].[/b] "Is that so?"
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Hey man, I'm not racist. But your face actually is pretty ugly. And what you're doing is wrong! Bending the truth to make someone sound bad!
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"Not as ugly as yours will be once I am done with you! Also, your perception of good and bad is flawed beyond repair. The only good in this world is eternal fighting! Seeing who is the strongest and smartest is the right way, and will always be the right way!" [b]He dashes at you with his sword, which is not completely ablaze.[/b]
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Wait wait wait! [b]he dives in between the figures legs and punches him in the balls while doing it[/b] [b]when he lands he slides a bit and rolls over on his back, having a machine gun in his hands[/b] Care for a wager on this battle? If not that's fine, I can kill you now with this gun. If so, I can put it up and fight fair.
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[spoiler]Did you just assume his GENDER?!![/spoiler] [b]With a sly look on his face, he responds.[/b] "I doubt that gun could do much, but sure." [b]He puts up his sword, and gestures for tubbs to make the first move.[/b]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [b]Tubbs stands up and puts away the gun[/b] I win, admit this was all just rumors to make him look bad. I lose, I'll help start rumors. Deal?
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"Well, sure." [b]The figure takes off his bulky cloak, revealing pitch black metal armor. He has giant muscles, and his fists are surrounded in flames. Perhaps this was not such a good idea. The figure pounds the floor, and the bar collapses.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs, with super speed, carries everyone out of the bar before it's collapsed so nobody gets hurt[/b] [b]except for the man he's up against of course[/b] [b]but he also got himself a drink, and starts chugging it outside of the bar[/b] [b]when he's done, he throws it beside him on the ground[/b] [b]his hands go on fire too[/b] [b]super strength activates[/b] Aight. This should be fun.
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[b]The figure jumps up before the roof can collapse, burning through it. Still in the air, he throws balls of flame at Tubbs and the civilians.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs opens a portal behind the civilians, which sucks them all up and spits them out at the Dojo[/b] [b]the portal closes[/b] 360 NO SCOPE!!! [b]Tubbs spins in a circle and throws fireballs at the ones you through at him[/b] [b]he misses all of them...[/b] [b]he dives to the right to dodge[/b] [b]he then throws a metal stick at you[/b]
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"Wow, a metal stick. So terrifying." [b]He dodges the stick and then starts flying at Tubbs. He lights the entire block on fire, picks up a long wooden beam from the bar wreckage, and chucks it at Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]when you dodged the stick it extends into a scythe and cuts you on the side[/b] [b]back to the beam thing[/b] [b]Tubbs catches it and spins one time then let's go, throwing it back at you[/b]
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[b]The figure kicks the beam and it splinters into two. He then torches the entire road, hoping to trap you in flames.[/b]
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Boi. [b]he makes a ring of Fire around himself, and 3 spears made of fire are slung at you[/b]
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 11/27/2016 5:10:33 AM[b]The figure makes a fire wall and started slowly pushing it towards Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]tries to think of a way to dodge all this fire...[/b] Got it. [b]he pulls out a trident, and water starts shooting out of it, putting out all the fire on the ground, he then aims it at you[/b]
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"Didn't we agree to no weapons?" [b]The figure picks up a large piece of metal from the surrounding wreckage and throws it like a trident at Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs whacks it like the trident is a baseball bat[/b] I thought we meant guns... my bad. [b]he puts away the trident[/b] Ok, I won't do anything this reply to make it up to you.
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 11/27/2016 5:19:45 AM[b]The figure starts forming a giant fire ball the size of a building in his hands. As it grows bigger, the sky grows blacker, until the entire dojo is engulfed in an otherworldly ominous shadow.[/b]
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Oh snap. Maybe we should take this to another planet? [b]Tubbs opens a portal behind you that sucks you up and spits you out on a random planet[/b] [b]Tubbs goes through it as well and closes the portal[/b]
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"Well then were would we get all the innocent people to kill?" [b]The figure throws the fireball at Tubbs, and it acts almost like a heat seeking missile.[/b]
