[spoiler]Out of character, of course. Read at your own risk, might sicken you slightly. You've been warned![/spoiler] Luana stepped forward to Flapyap, drawing her sword. It shone with pure, raw and unfettered energy, running from the polished silver hilt and to the sword's iron core. It burned with a rising gray smoke, inflicting terror into the civilians around her. She grew exponentially, to proportions unnatural, a shadow that had its eyes burn with a fire of deep red. Pure primordial fear was cast into the hearts of all surrounding in the Dojo courtyard, who scrambled with futile effort to escape. The long, harrowed, bony and bloodied fingers of a demonically changed Luana snapped and they died of hemorrhage. The civilians thrashed violently on the floor, spasming as they stilled in a violent death. And she stood before Flapyap, the defenseless grunt, laughing when he saw glimmers of horror and desperation in the eyes of him. She approached, things pushing from her back, blood spurting from her in geysers as bones protruded from leathery skin to form a pair of skeletal wings. Her hands clasped around his neck, burning it under her smelyering suit of brandished onxy armor, readying the sword. She plunged it into his stomach, twisting it while inside with a sickening sound of rending flesh. Though, watching his throat sizzle under her palm and gut penetrated gruesomely by steel was not enough for her. A huge burst of energy unleashed within the Vorpal Blade and coursed through his body. His organs fried, dying instantly, but gore began to push out through every orifice he had, and his entire being swelled, exploding in a shower of messy sanguine, bone fragment and thick brain matter. The raining composition of the Grunt's anatomy delighted Luana, who smiled sickly, baring withered and rotting teeth. With her insatiable thirst for death sated, she sheathed the bloodied sword in an elegant arc and propelled into the sky, wings beating violently and reflecting in the moonlight.

Does anyone else think this is really messed up...?

[spoiler]stay off the RP unless you RP.[/spoiler]

Well... I still can read it... Yeesh...

[spoiler]you can read it, but keep any OOC comments out of it unless you are participating.[/spoiler]

[i]A 6'5" man walks up to the grunt, features aside from a heavily muscular physique hidden by a suit of gunmetal grey armour, the golden Plexiglas visor glinting in the sunlight. Jason chuckled, his empty hands clenching into fists as he sucker punched the grunt right in the side of its head using his right heavily armoured and strengthened cybernetic arm, completely smashing the gas mask into pieces, letting methane gas leak out. [/i] "Ugleh fuсk," [i]A somewhat distorted, masculine voice spoke, a mechanical accent lacing the mocking words. Jason's left hand wrapped around the Grunt's neck as it struggled pathetically, blood leaking from its mouth and smashed nose. The Russian's right hand grabbed the pack on Flapyap's back, slowly tearing it off, methane gas flying out. Once it was halfway off, Jason's right thumb lost its tip, showing only sizzling iron. [/i] "Pop goes da weasel," [i]The man muttered to himself, the heated iron catching the methane on fire, causing a decent explosion. Jason, however, remained standing once the smoke cleared. The Grunt, on the other hand, had gone flying as cruel, cruel man had let go of its throat. Slowly, Jason approached the broken and battered figure that was the alien, who surely was near death. He slowly rolled it onto its heavily bleeding back using his right foot, before stomping right in its stomach, making the little alien cough its trademark, strangely coloured blood. But Jason wasn't done yet. The man ejected the mag from the Bolter on his chest as the Grunt below his foot laid still, motionless in pain. The Russian took a single Hellfire Bolt from the clip, before sliding it back into the gun. He placed the Bolter back on his chest as he kept the large .75 calibre round in his right hand. [/i] "This'll be fun," [i]He said as a grin displayed itself on his lips. A sickening grin, filled with murderous intent. Jason's slowly squatted down after taking his left foot off Flapyap, left hand grabbing the alien by its throat, before lifting it into the air as he got back up into a standing position. His right hand let the Bolt go, magnetism keeping the bullet in place as Jason punched the Grunt hard with his right first. Hard enough to pierce the flesh and skin, blood pouring out of the wound. He took the Hellfire Bolt, and shoved it in the hole, before dropping Flapyap to the ground. Jason started walking away after that, his blood covered right hand pulling his FN FAL from his back, aiming it back at the Grunt as the man peered over his right shoulder. He then fired, the bullet hitting the Bolt and causing it to explode in a fury of flames. Hellish flames that devoured Flapyap whole, until there was nothing left but a sizzling, smoking pile of unidentifiable mess. [/i]

*Flapyap respawns* "You not nice."

"MOTHERFUСKER, I KILLED YA!" [i]Jason yelled, continuing to walk away as he dripped blood from previous Flapyap. [/i]

AHHHHHHHH!!! [b]he gets ran over by a car[/b] [b]Tubbs jumps out afterwards and the car explodes[/b] [b]he runs up to Flapyap and picks him up by the neck, then throws him into a random building with super strength[/b] [b]he lands in a shower with some old lady[/b]

*iz dead* *respawns behind u with plasma 'nades*

[b]slowly turns[/b] Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- [b]he kicks you in the balls and makes you stick the grenade to your face[/b] [b]he then backs up[/b]

*boom* Flapyap respawns, riding a Hunter.

What's a hunter!? Oh yeah, those Halo things. Do I get a reward for doing this or no?

[spoiler]sure[/spoiler] The hunter chases u.

Sweet! [spoiler]btw, my character said all that and I didn't mean it in spoilers lol[/spoiler] [b]Tubbs picks it up, and slams its back over his knee, breaking it's back[/b]

The hunter worms slither out and devour u.

Nu! Worms! [b]he goes on fire to burn them[/b] [b]his whole body...[/b]

Hunter diez. Flapyap takes a nap.

[b]don't know what that means[/b] What's my reward!?

You get a sticker.

Of?