originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b][u][i]EXECUTE ORDER FLAPYAP[/i][/u][/b]
Flapyap sits down in the street for no reason to contemplate life.
[spoiler]Competition, who can kill Flapyap the best????[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Closed. Luana won.[u][/u][/spoiler]
English
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All the shots miss. "Gee, i feel so appreciated."
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Flapyap waddles away.
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Pip tries moving the anvils and fails.
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Flapyap laughs at him.
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A metal pole flies through Flapyap's head.
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Florescent blood sparys everywhere. *Flapyap respawns* "Not nice! Bad Kig-yar!"
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Pip throws his hands in the air. "I didnt do that! I swear!"
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Flapyap bops him on the head.
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"Ow..." Pip sits down.
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Flapyap sits down next to him.
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Pip nibbles on a poptart.
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Flapyap eats from a mini food nipple.
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Pip burps. "So. How'd you get here?"
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"Flapyap ship crashed. Dumb Sing-ee-lee not fly straight. You?"
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"Drop pod missed. By a lot."
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"Oh. That sound painful." He sips from the bottle.
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He shrugs. Not really.
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"You fight war with Monkeys too? Flapyap help Arbiter glass Reach."
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"uh, i was a technician."
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"Oh." Flapyap guzzles the remaining bottle.
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Pip eats the rest of the poptart.
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"What we do now?"
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"Uhm... find humans and poke them with a stick?"
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"Sounds good to Flapyap." He stands up and grabs a stick.
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Pip gets a stick as well. Flapyap and Pip go around the dojo poking people. The end.