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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/1/2016 3:24:21 AM
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[b]Fortis fires a laser right next to his head.[/b]
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Ahsbskxnshxjcns!!;!.!:&@,& [b]he jumps up and kicks you in the balls, grabs the gun, takes it away, and pistol whips you with it[/b]
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[spoiler]Fortis doesn't have balls. I just posted a picture of him to lessen confusion.[/spoiler] [b]Fortis seemed unaffected by the blows felt by Tubbs.[/b] "What the heck has gotten into you? First you just pass out, now you pistol slap me?"
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You're... you're... not hurt? [b]he kicks you in the balls again[/b]
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[spoiler]Did you even read my other spoiler?[/spoiler] "Not really. Did you intend to hurt me?"
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[spoiler]i read it[/spoiler] Maybe...
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[b]Fortis looks a bit concerned.[/b] "Why did you pass out just now?"
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As if I know.
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"Well, it is pretty uncommon to just randomly faint, so there must be something wrong."
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Nah. I'm sure it happens to lots of people.
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"I mean, if you have narcolepsy, then it happens quite frequently. I don't think you have narcolepsy though."
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I don't know what that is. So I don't have it.
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"Hmm. Perhaps we should check to see if anyone else passed out as well."
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[b]he looks around[/b] Nope.
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"Um, ok. Are you good?"
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Probably.
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"Well, if you pass out again, you can come to our medical area to get checked up."
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Ok. Will do. [spoiler]end[/spoiler]
