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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/4/2016 11:45:42 PM
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"So, uhm.. i only know how to slow dance. My grandma taught me when i was five."
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[b]Iso:[/b] "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!" [b]Arty:[/b] "Yes, Iso?" [b]Iso:[/b] "I know an italian place!"
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His ears twitch. "What's It-all-ian?"he asks, confused at the word.
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[i]Iso grabs Arty's and Kari's hand before starting to run.[/i] [b]Iso:[/b] "You two...We need to go eat there!"
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Kari tries to keep up, accidentally bumping into plenty of people in the crowd.
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[i]Iso literally throws Arty and Kari into a restraunt. Arty falls on her hands and knees from the force.[/i] [b]Arty:[/b] "What the hell Iso?"
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He, quite cartoony like, skins a few inches, his hips arching above his head. When he skids to a stop two inches from a table, the rest of him falls flat on the ground. "Ow...i think..My back feels better though."
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[i]Waiters grab the two and toss them into chairs at a table. There's flowers and a candle on it.[/i] [b]Arty:[/b] "Damnit, Iso."
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He looks at the candle and flowers. "Uhm... why are there things on the table that aren't food?" he asks, not really used to society and its customs.
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[b]Arty:[/b] "I think it's some dumb romantic custom here." [i]A waiter places spaghetti(screw spelling) and meatballs on the table.[/i]
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He sniffs the food. "Hm. Smells safe."
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[i]Arty looks at it in suspicion.[/i] "I don't trust it. Iso is trying to do something...."
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"Well what would she be trying to... Oh. OOHhh!" He chuckles. "Well there's nothing in the food so i think we're safe to eat."
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"If there's a strand of pasta that we both have in our mouths, you can take it. We're not doing that 'meet in the middle and kiss' thing." [i]Arty looks around before putting some of the spaghetti in her mouth.[/i]
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He chuckles, not getting the joke. "Well, that sounds ridiculous but ok." he says as he starts poking the spaghetti with the fork, looking confused.
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[i]Arty notices his confusion.[/i] "What's wrong?"
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"How do i eat this?"
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"L-Like umm..." [i]Arty sighs.[/i] "Watch me...." [i]Without using a utensil, Arty lowers her mouth and uses her tongue to get pasta in her mouth. When she raises her head there's sauce on the sides of her mouth.[/i]
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He nods. "That makes sense." He copies her, eating a few loads before lifting his sauce covered muzzle from the pasta. "Like that?"
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[i]Arty tries to hold in a laugh, but fails miserably.[/i] "Oh my goodness!"
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He looks confused. "Do i have something on my face?"
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[i]Arty grabs her napkin and leans over the table.[/i] "Let me get it!" [i]Arty laughs as she tries to clean Kari's face.[/i]
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He leans closer, letting her dab his muzzle. "Just don't touch my nose, i'll sneeze."
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[i]Arty finishes cleaning him with a smile.[/i] "All better!"
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He murrs happily. "Is there a less messy way of eating?"
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"Of course, but this is more fun and adorable!"
