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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/6/2016 3:53:23 PM
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"Just me, Fortis." [b]Fortis says, looking a bit depressed.[/b]
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Q tilts his ear. "What's got you so bummed? You look down."
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"Well, pretty much my entire empire is in jeopardy. Destanius went insane, and is still sort of crazy. My fleet along with Audax are all on my planet, which is surrounded by tenebraeans. And only to make matters worse, no one in the dojo, except Rook and Royal, care!"
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"I COULD lend you a few Kinetic Rods and a delivery satellite. But it would cost a huge favor."
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"I am pretty sure that I saved you from certain death at the hand of a certain demented crocodile." [b]Fortis says, gesturing towards Destanius.[/b]
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He chuckles. "Well played. Just send me coordinates and live footage and whatever you want gone is gone at my discretion."
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"Ok. How are you going to do this?"
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He pulls out a small data pad. "Ok, name an unused radio frequency."
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"Uh, let's see, 235.6."
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He starts tapping. "Ok, remember that channel because it is now your secure link to me. Specifically your ticket to orbital death. The mac gun is still being built so we don't have adequate defenses up yet so try not to order in any ordnance when the bad guys have air forces at the ready."
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"But, there entire army is an Air Force for the most part. Also, are you using a satellite weapon?"
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"Technically the satellite is the delivery system. Ive got a station in the works but between you and me, it doesnt exist."
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[spoiler]Hopefully this doesn't get buried as well.[/spoiler] "So, how are you going to blow things up with a satellite?"
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"Well...the satellite fires the missiles. Duh."
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"Why didn't I think of that. That will work perfectly, because all of their guns and shields are facing the planet, in the complete opposite direction of the dojo."
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"Was that sarcasm?" he asked, confused.
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"No. I was surprised when I saw the reports, usually they don't make such stupid mistakes. But, there is a first time for everything."
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He chuckled. "Just send me coordinates when you need death to rain from the skies."
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"Will do." [spoiler]End, the second post is already up.[/spoiler]
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"So, how do you destroy things with the satellite?"
