originally posted in:The New Dojo
"No! The boss will kill me if I tell you!"
Cannon leans up to him, his visor inches from the elf's face.
"I can kill you too. The difference is I'm here, your boss is not."
The elf goes pale.
English
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"And let's be real elf boy. Your boss is already trying to kill you. If you help us find out where he is, we can take care of him before he takes care of you...."
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"Eep! Fine! Just don't hurt me!"
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"We won't! Just tell us where Santa Clause is...."
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"T-the North Pole!" Cannon facepalms.
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"*sigh.* I need details elf guy. Where's the North Pole?! And we already know it's north! But we need coordinates!"
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"I-it's literally the very top of the planet!" Cannon sighs. "Been there. Nothing but snow and ice." "Well duh, moron. You don't know how to get in!"