originally posted in:The New Dojo
Mortar: Probably would've kicked your ass if we had more time
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"Yeah, because my cutting off your arm, freezing you, and blowing you half way across the arena was nothing." He jokes.
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*Mortar chuckles slightly* Let's not get competitive. Except for the fact that I could have turned into a massive Bahamut with a mortar on it's back, summon multiple shadow forms, cough up fungus that obscures your vision and makes it hard to breathe, and turn my blade into any meelee weapon I desire. But, as I said, not a competition. *His tone is rather joking, even though he sounds like he's challenging Cannon*
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"And I could have used a lot more explosives. I doubt you could swim that well with a mortar on your back. And fungus?" He taps his helmet, which is hanging from his belt. "Air filters."
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Huh, I'm actually pretty agile in the water. not to mention I'm an Ex god. I can summon god powers and stuff
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"Why does it feel like I'm the only none god in this bloody dojo?"
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Wyatt: Sitting right here buddy. *Wyatt is sitting at the table, kinda annoyed at their quarrel*
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"Sorry. Got carried away."
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Mortar: Yeah, me too. Sorry man.
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"What were we talking about again?"
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I dunno
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"So, Wyatt, you been in a sim yet?"
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Wyatt: No, I have not, actually
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"It's an impressive piece of tech." Cannon takes a sip from his ale.
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Wyatt: So I've heard. *Wyatt smiles slightly* So, uh. Where is it?
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"Just down the block. Next courtyard to your right. Looks like a coloseum.'
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Wyatt: Oh, That's the sim? Didn't know that
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"Yeah, that's it. Crazy realistic. Kinda painful."
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Wyatt: Heard a couple stories about it. Sounds like that. Was there a volcano in there at one point? Mortar: Yea, in Olivia's fight
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"I wish I had that arena, and not the bloody ocean." Cannon sighs, taking another drink.
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Mortar: I'd prefer a simple flat planeland
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Cannon laughs. "That's boting."
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True, but it's a difficult thing to fight on. No cover, just you and your enemy
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Cannon shrugs, finishing his ale and ordering another.
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*Mortar orders another beer too* Mortar: I'd say that we could have a drinking game, but I can't get drunk, so...
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"Yeah, been there. Not fun."