originally posted in:The New Dojo
[spoiler]I'm trying so hard not to lose it; everyone's passed out here and this sequence of inside jokes and stupidity is too good lmao.[/spoiler]
"PEACE OUT ROBOB*TCH!"
[i]Wilson shouted, as he headed back inside, cranking his music yet again.[/i]
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[spoiler]Just lose your shit. It'll be worth it, I promise.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]We're gonna sneak up on 'em, and drive a tank into their p*ssy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]After that, I'll shove [i]my[/i] p*ssy in their ass.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]"How is that even possible?" "I don't even know, but I'm still gonna do it."[/spoiler]
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Edited by Old Man Kent: 12/11/2016 6:50:26 AM[spoiler]You better shove that tank out of my ass.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I swear, spoilers are like tiny presents, because you never know what's inside.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Aye. Like turning the corner into a shotgun.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It's a surprise at first. And even more so if they decide to turn you over and shove the shotgun up your ass sideways.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]With the bayonet[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]While at the same time they're gasing your pussy juices with a Kolibri up your ass - because the shotgun with a bayonet wasn't enough.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]This devolved very quickly.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It did. But I regret nothing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It would be better if your phone could read it to you in the voice I was doing during that match.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Old Man Kent: 12/11/2016 7:02:27 AM[spoiler]I just read it the way you'd say it lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Good enough. I do believe that this is far enough, then.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I believe so. I'll talk to you later.[/spoiler] [spoiler]And again, I regret nothing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Good way to live life.[/spoiler]