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12/13/2016 2:03:33 AM
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An utterly ridiculous border control plan
Trump won the election with a ridiculous plan to build a wall on the southern border. As someone else who can say stupid things on the internet, I have come up with a dumb idea for securing the border that makes his look somewhat plausible.
1) Give more funding to laser research.
2) Build massive space laser cannon.
3) Use said cannon to carve nation boundaries into the face of the Earth.
4) Allow resulting ditches to be filled with sea water.
Now, I know this sounds dumb, because it is, but there are a few benefits to this plan:
1) It will do about as much to secure national borders as a wall.
2) Canals have significantly greater economic benefits than walls.
3) This will lower the sea level, helping to combat the effects of global warming.
4) Even if all else fails, we would have a -blam!-ing space laser.
Thoughts?
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Edited by mccwrc09: 12/15/2016 2:03:12 AMBuild space laser Kill every other civilization Take land Get resources Unite globe Immigration and trade now nonexistant
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1 ReplyMicrochip citizens Not a citizen you get disintegrated by laser There you go Soon as you're deceased, microchip implodes
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Why not build a death star?
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1 ReplyWalls work. They slow down possible intruders. Why do you think people fence in their yards or the white house walls off their property. The sensors will alert them when a person is attempting to cross. The wall will give border control enough time to get there. Nothing we do will ever be 100% effective but a wall is a great start. We also need to make it punishable by death to cross our borders illegal Laser carving the earth doesnt because its not possible atleast on that scale
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Better idea: [spoiler]2 Space Death Lasers[/spoiler]
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I'm on board just for the space laser. "Aaaaaannndddd, -blam!- you Kim Jung Un." *ZAP*
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5 RepliesIf the illegal immigrants want U.S citizenship, do 2 year honorable service in the military. Once completed, you are a U.S citizen.
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If you think thats dumb you should hear is defense to such a critical take on it. [quote]the wall just got ten feet higher[/quote]
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2 RepliesThere's a simple way to stop immigrants from illegally crossing our borders. All we have to do is put up signs that say "Welcome to Canada." They will think they've gone to far and turn back.
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3 RepliesSpace laser breaks treaties bro.
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4 RepliesLol op is still in denial
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1 ReplyLet's just take Mexico, and push it somewhere else!
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4 RepliesThere's only ONE way to deal with the illegal immigration situation (not calling it a problem because it's not that simple). 1. Aggressively enforce our laws regarding employing illegals. 2. Illegalize any tax-funded assistance for illegals at any level: federal, state, or local. No walls. No moats. No need to increase border patrol. This would not have happened under Hillary because she's allied with bleeding heart liberals who want to turn these poor exploited illegals into citizens. This will not happen under Trump because his cronies are businessmen, and they make sizable profits from exploiting said illegals. He'd be cutting the legs out from under his closest allies.
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45 RepliesEdited by angry0lbgrampa: 12/13/2016 3:42:41 PMYou do realize the yearly cost of Illegals is 100 times more than the cost of a wall.
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2 Repliesgeorge w bush already built a wall along 1/2 the US/Mexican border so yea considering the jobs already half done an its proven to not work at all yea trump's a moron
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Come on Laser cannon Fry those Beaners up good!
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2 RepliesSpace laser? While lasers sound fun and all, space lasers wouldn't work because it is impossible to put something into orbit because the earth is flat. Low-faring laser aircraft could travel along the borders of the country though..
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Better idea. We build the wall, laser a canal in front of it, and put lasers on top so we can zap those dirty illegals carrying drugs and disease over.
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You just made my day.
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why would we ever use a laser with that power to carve borders when we could just eradicate those countries?
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You know. I wish this could happen.
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4 RepliesWill the space laser be near the moon that we move closer to earth for mining purposes?
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1 ReplyI thought you said "ridiculous" not "practical and sound"?
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Sharks!!!!! Lasers !!!!!!!!!!! Sharks with lasers!!!!!!!! Lasers with sharks!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by Mongoose: 12/13/2016 5:07:42 PMHoly shit you're a genius, but why don't we use the laser on the illegals?
