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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/16/2016 5:46:04 AM
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[u]Maybe they're just friends, calm down.[/u]
[b]Remember how much of a light weight she is and how she gets when drunk? She's going to get laid guaranteed. She doesn't even remember drinking. She thinks she has never drank before.[/b]
[u]She only tried to f*ck us three times that night.[/u]
[i]Iso chuckles.[/i]
"I'm happy for her."
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Cannon nods. "Same here. Also happy for my brother. He could definantly benefit someone to keep him in line. He's great, but also crazy at times." Cannon smiles at the memory of his former squadmate.
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Edited by Stitch: 12/16/2016 5:49:33 AM[i]Iso nods.[/i] [b]She's gonna f*ck his brains out.[/b] [u]No she won't![/u]
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"So... Would you like to go get something to eat?" He asks her.
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[i]Iso doesn't answer for a while.[/i] [b]You know it's true![/b] [u]Arty is an innocent girl! Don't say that.[/u] [b][u]SHE'S A SL*T![/u][/b] [i]Iso accidentally yells out loud.[/i] "Don't call our friend a sl*t!"
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Cannon practically jumps out of his armor. "What?"
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[i]Iso looks up at Cannon in fear.[/i] [b]You done f*cked up.[/b] [u]I-I...oh no....[/u] [b]We're so f*cked.[/b] [i]Iso runs away crying.[/i]
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"Wait!" Cannon curses himself under his breath and breaks into a sprint after her. "Not again..." He mutters under his breath.
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[i]She runs at incredible speeds that Cannon could not compete with.[/i]
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Cannon stops, out of breath. "H-Haar'chak! I'm such an idiot..." He pants.
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((End?))
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[spoiler]seems so... Dang.[/spoiler]
