originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b]A huge ship emerged from FTL travel in orbit around Tatakai, leaving black smoke in its wake. Emerging first from the smoke was its bow, being a massive skull. The starboard and larboard sides of the ship were lined with massive guns. It's stern looked like an actual old ship stern. On the shipboard intercom, a voice spoke with power. It was smooth but rough at the same time.[/b]
What do we fight for?!
[i]FREEDOM![/i]
Good. Prepare to send ground crews.
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A strange voice, like a multi - layered echoing whisper, was heard in the captain's ear. Surprisingly, no one else there seemed to hear. It seemed calm, and yet had a slightly threatening tone on its edge. "Fight? Seems slightly harsh. I thought someone of your calibre wouldn't lead a suicide mission." The voice sounded like it knew the captain, but the captain had never heard any voice of the sort.
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Oh, I don't mean to fight you. That's just our motto. WE plan to get acquainted with the members of the Dojo. And do I know you?
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"Good. And no, but the inverse is quite true."
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Oh yeah? Then what my favorite color?
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The voice interupted him as he was finishing 'colour'. "Maroon."
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Oh my God. Get up here immediately. [b]The voice had either read the post below, was a really good guesser, or actually knew the Captain.[/b]
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Edited by ookshmook: 12/20/2016 9:32:15 PM"Who's to say I'm not?" [spoiler] yup, he knows everything possible to get from almost every information source in the universe. the omnipotent being that controlled the universe it's self, known as turkeyshmook, actually didn't actually know everything, and so relies on omnipotent-being-to-omnipotent-being talk in order to know what it's character does.[/spoiler]
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Damnit. [b]He leaves the comm channel.[/b]
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[spoiler]he wasn't on the comms channel,.check my first reply.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]shit[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]re reply?[/spoiler]
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A young-ish voice is heard over the loudspeakers just about everywhere in the ship. "Oops, didn't mean to hack ALL the speakers...lemme just fix that..." Some typing is heard. Now his voice is only heard in the bridge. "Hiah, uhm, why are you here and what's your favorite color? The first question is more important."
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Maroon. Now get off my ship's comms or so help me I will go down there and take you off the comms.
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"Heh, you think im on the planet. That's funny."
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Hehehe... No, I just meant you're on a lower plane than us, relative to the planet.
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"Actually im...nevermind, doesn't matter where I am. So whatcha doing?"
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"State your intent, aircraft." [b]Fortis's voice is heard over the speakers.[/b]
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Whatever we feel we want to do, Mr...? [b]The ship drifts closer and closer into a position over the Dojo. [/b]
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"I am Fortis. You sound a lot like my friend Audax. As long as you don't break any laws, you are free to do as you wish. But just a warning, if you break even the tiniest law, Audax will literally storm the ship and singlehandedly slay everyone onboard." [b]Fortis says.[/b]
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My name is Captain Harlock, and I personally find it hard to believe that one man could singlehandedly kill 2.5 million people. [b]He exits the comm channel.[/b]
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"Heh, better give Audax some useless task to do so that he doesn't go storm onboard their ship." [b]Fortis tries to find Audax.[/b]
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Twin bastion ships hailed the newcomer "State your intent"
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Whatever we feel we want to do. Now, mind you, that doesn't mean fight. [b]He laughed.[/b]
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"You are NOT cleared for a landing. Divert course immediately"
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[b]He laughed more.[/b] No. [b]He got off the comm channel.[/b] All hands, prepare for battle. [spoiler]keep in mind his ship is nearly invincible[/spoiler]