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Why do you get to have all the fun...
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Because I'm the one with the lube
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Quick, use the lard on the chimney, Santa's gonna be here!
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I'm using it for...recreation...
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You mean like for making sure your roller blades are nice and slippery?
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No it's for...alone time....
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Whoever said one couldnt roller skate in their alone time?