originally posted in:The New Dojo
The doors of the dojo are kicked down and a man in purple robes charges in.
"COME MY BROTHERS! WE MUST RETAKE ROME FROM THE CATHOLICS! PUTIN VULT!"
English
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I put on my robes and wizards hat
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"SORCERER!" *ties you to a stake
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"I'm just a fat neckbearded LARPer! Let me be dammit!"
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[i]In his way stands a large man in battle armor, stylized to be likened to wolves. His hands hold a massive greatsword that is stabbed a few inches into the earth. His eyes blaze with blue flame and he looks furious.[/i] "[b]You will not take Rome. Your time has come and gone.[/b]"
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"HEATHEN! YOU SHALL FACE DIVINE WRATH!"
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"[b]MY GOD IS THE ONLY GOD![/b]" [i]He pulls out the sword, flames erupting around its edge, and the temperature in the place begins to rise.[/i]
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Thunder booms and lightning crackles as a storm rolls in
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"[b]A storm?! You seek to defeat [i]me and my God[/i], with a storm?![/b]" [i]The temperature climbs to such a degree that the ground around the man begins to boil.[/i]
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Thirteen lightning bolts strike the man
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"I WILL FIGHT WITH YOU!!
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"YES! ONWARDS TO ROME!"