originally posted in:The New Dojo
The tank was moving at a ridiculous speed of 67 mph, managing to dodge most of the rockets and avoid the stream of bullet fire partially, having wound its way through the city's streets with ease. The head swiveled around, targeting a helicopter and firing. The shot missed however and wound up hitting a tree off in the distance. The tank continued to move, plowing over more troops as the trophy systems did their job and destroyed the majority of any missiles that would have hit the tank. The ones that did however didn't hit anywhere critical and only left dents and burn marks. This was clearly not an average tank. A loud train horn could be heard blowing as it continued its onslaught through the fronts.
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[spoiler]67miles per hour is definitely not fast enough to dodge missiles and bullets lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]In a tight city area? Maybe, just maybe.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No that means you are caved in hahahahahaha[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Thermite and some extra speed goes a long way when making an escape route. Aka, plowing through a building. [/spoiler]
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That slows the tank down though. So you are gunna get lit up even more lol
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That's what the minigun is for. :P
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But you still get shot.... you ain't dodging shit ya furry tike!
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Trophy systems take care of missiles, and the roof of the building would still be intact (for a few seconds) giving the tank time to speed up again.
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You still get shot doh
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*initiate Russian accent* Is a tank, yes?
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Yes. But u still get shot. But in Russia, tank shoot you.
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That is point, comrade. Tank shoot you. You as in them. Tank wins. Tank may get shot, but tank made to get shot.
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[spoiler]I call bullshit. You can't outrun bullets and such dude, you're godmodding this shit. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Erg. I used bad wording. Ill edit. I didn't mean outrun the bullets, i meant dodging the stream of fire.[/spoiler]