originally posted in:The New Dojo
Daniel Cravis looked frustrated. Most people do when they have been spending their day fighting virtually everything concivible.
"First: cocaine addicted demegogues.
Second:wannabe captain America's.
And now: -BLAM!-ING ZOMBIES!"
Cravis facepalmed and simultaneously shot a zombie with a sniper round, tearing it's torso off.
"THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO DESTROY THIS PLACE! IT'S UNBELIVABLE!"
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You hear several faint bwamphs followed by the sound of undead hitting the floor. A four eyed humanoid in an iron mask and heavy black winter clothing glares at you. "Trust me, this is one of the more mundane threats."
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Edited by ookshmook: 12/24/2016 5:10:22 PM(He turned to him, while shooting down five zombies with his uzi) "Just because it's mundane doesn't not make it utterly ridiculous."
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"True, but at least it isn't lennies."
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"Point made"