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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/26/2016 5:46:09 AM
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"DEUS VULT!" [b]The pope says, barging past the guards.[/b]
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[i][b]The automated turrets around the Dojo began to track the Pope.[/b][/i] [i]"Wait, hold your fire.."[/i] [b][i]He said, watching the pope.[/i][/b]
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"I am here to talk with your leader, Donald Trump!" [b]The pope explains to some guards who stop him.[/b]
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[b][i]Donald Trump stepped through the guards, directly addressing the Pope.[/i][/b] [i]"Sorry for the guards, they're just doing their job. Anyways, you needed to speak with me?"[/i]
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"Yes, I was wondering why you are here and not governing your country. I also want to make a deal with you."
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[spoiler]Donald isnt the president in this character[/spoiler] [i]"A deal? What do you mean?"[/i]
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[spoiler]I know he isn't president, I just thought he would rule some land.[/spoiler] "Well, both you and I have very similar interests. You want immigrants out of, well, places. I want heretics out as well. How about we team up to purge the dojo of immigrants and heretics?"
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[i]"No thank you, I'm fine on my own. You're welcome to some food if you want."[/i]
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"Fine, I guess I will just have to continue crusading then." [b]The pope walks out grabbing some bread as he goes.[/b]
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[i]"Don't break any laws."[/i]
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"The only laws that shall stand are divine laws!" [b]The pope says, storming out of the building.[/b]
