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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/29/2016 4:23:24 AM
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[b]There had just been a zombie apocalypse, but that didn't mean something else couldn't strike the dojo. All of a sudden, a swarm of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s appear![/b]
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"IT'S JUST ZOMBIES, HE SAID!!" (Cravis looked livid as he mowed down the lennies) "AT LEAST IT'S NOT LENNIES, HE SAID!!" (Cravis booted a lenny into the floor) "CAN'T THERE BE PEACE AND QUIET FOR ONE. DAY?"
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"Hue hue hue!" [b]The lennies say. They start to swarm you, trying to meme you to death.[/b]
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(As they start doing him in, their presence immediately makes that phrase sexual and he manages to kill them in the confusion)
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[b]The Lenny's all die.[/b]
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(Cravis calms down a bit) "F***ing lennies."
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The dojo cannons activate and pulverize the entire set of Lenny forces, reducing them to ash.
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[b]Since you are the only one who realized that the dojo actually had cannons, you get a gold star and are now in charge of any emergencies involving Lenny's.[/b] [spoiler]End?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 12/30/2016 6:46:50 AM[spoiler]Well I'm sort of in charge of everything... You know... Because i'm a sensei....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]But Royal uses the dojo' defenses all the time.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ya they are like a public restroom. You could piss in the bowl, or on the floor. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I love that analogy.[/spoiler]
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Gerald attempts to infiltrate the Lenny's with a crude paper bag mask and a meme on a banner. "What are we... doing today"
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"HUE HUE HUE!" [b]The Lenny's shout. You find yourself swarmed by Lenny's, all of them trying to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out of you.[/b]
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"Abort! Abort!" He jumps back into the early 90s and trades places with ripped Arnold Schwarzenegger carrying a machine gun. "Hastalavista baby" He then proceeds to mow down any Lenny he can fire at. [spoiler]Preeeetty sure you don't want this to be cannon but whatever floats your boat lol.[/spoiler]
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[b]The Lenny's are consumed by Arnold's amazingness and all disintegrate.[/b]
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"OH NO! ZA WARDO!" Time stops, the Lenny are exterminated, and time then resumes
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[b]The shout of[/b] "Hue hue hue!" [b]Is heard and this appears on the horizon: ________( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)____ ███۞███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤[/b]
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"ZA WARDO!" A steamroller is dropped on the tank
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[b]The steamroller is blasted in midair by another Lenny tank. There are thousands of them getting nearer to the dojo by the second.[/b]
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"ZA WARDO!" The tanks are all suddenly gone, replaced by nuclear fire
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[b]The Lenny's all burn. The sight is beautiful, but it doesn't last long. Lenny's start sprouting out of the ground.[/b]
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"ZA WAURDO!" The lennies no longer exist, courtesy of vanilla ice
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[b]You can't argue with vanilla ice, so the world is once again perfect.[/b] [spoiler]End?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]tep[/spoiler]
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[b]Bullets rip into the Lennies. M[/b] DIE, FRITZ! DIE!
