originally posted in:The New Dojo
He sighs, knowing this isn't going anywhere.
"So. Anything interesting happen that doesn't involve crazy crap?"
At that moment, the little pup he got for christmas crawls into the room.
"Ba!"
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This thing keeps wanting fed every 2 seconds so I steal food from Sketch.
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He looks at the little thing, picking her up when she walks close. "When'd you get her? She's like 5 months old so duh, she needs the food."
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I got her at Christmas.
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She holds her arms out, reaching for Tubbs. "Ba!" Q looks at her curiously. "Huh...did you ask for a pup?"
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No. I asked for a Slim Jim.
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"Well, you got a pup.. Do you know how to take care of a pup?" he asks, beginning to grow concerned.
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I'll wing it.
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He's now DEFINITELY concerned. "That's not how you take care of a child...This isnt an ABC movie you know...What have you been feeding her?"
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Cookies.
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His eyebrows went up. "Please tell me they don't have chocolate in them..."
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Idk if they do. Whatever Sketch has laying around.
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"Huh...Well, if its Sketch's food..." He shakes his head a little. "I dunno man...If she has any problems, let me know. I raised a litter of wolf cubs when I was ten so i know how pups work."
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Huh... maybe I can teach her to kidnap people and torture them by letting her practice on Ian when he attacks...
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He looks at him dead in the eyes. "That isn't funny." he says in a grim voice, seeming to hold the child away from him.
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Fine geez, I can let her practice on Omega.
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His eyes go from silver to a shiny blood ruby color. "Stop."
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Hey man put the puppy down, your eyes are getting red and I don't trust you with it...
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"I, as odd as it sounds, was made to be a mother. I wouldn't dare hurt this child." His eyes slowly go back to a soft, moon-like silver. "Please, just stop talking about that..." he said, almost pleading.
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Hmm... fine. But what else would she do at the Dojo?
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"You could try raising her. Maybe making sure she turns out to be someone good?"
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Maybe that'll work yeah.
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"Please...just don't get her hurt..." he said, looking at her, as if wishing she was his. He wouldn't ever dare take her though. He wasn't a monster.
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I won't.
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"Thank you..." he said, handing her to Tubbs as she was reaching for him.
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[b]he picks her up[/b] [spoiler]end?[/spoiler]