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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/9/2017 11:35:22 PM
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[u][b][i](Failing at) Coping with paralysis[/i][/b][/u]
[i]A Random Bar in Dojoville[/i]
*The door opened and Sapphire carried Sketch into the bar setting him down on a stool.*
[u]Are you sure you should be here? You know how easily we get drunk.[/u]
"Yes, I'm sure... I just want a drink."
[u]Mhmm... And what type of drink would that be, huh?[/u]
"A soda. I just want a soda..."
[u]Alright... Well, text me when you're ready to go... I have some errands to run.[/u]
"Okay..."
[i]45 minutes later...[/i]
*Sketch was on his third beer and already flat-out drunk.*
"Beer man! Bar pursun! Get ovar hear!"
*He shouted, attempting to motion the bartender but instead just knocking a nearby napkin dispenser off the bar. Cautiously, the bartender walked over to him.*
"I need more!!!"
*Bartender "You've had enou-"
*Sketch grabs his shirt pulling him close and accidentally hitting their heads together.*
"Owww! Why'd ya do that!?"
*Bartender "I didn't, you grabbed me."
*Says the bartender, rubbing his head.*
"First um paralyzed an' now my head hurts!"
*Bartender "I'm going to need to ask you to leave..."
"I don't wanna leave!"
*Says Sketch as he grabs someone else's beer and starts chugging it, falling off the stool and onto the ground. He starts to cry as he lays there, the other people in the bar just staring at him awkwardly.*
"I can't walk! Can't do an'thing! I'm useluss!"
*He starts speaking in Sphirinian but from the sound of it, even someone who understood Sphirinian would just think it's nonsense.*
[spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
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"Yes. Sandwich. Would you like a sandwich?"
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*He nods nervously.*
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[i]Irina nodded, before retreating to her kitchen and beginning to make a sandwich for Sketch. She hoped that he liked turkey.[/i] [i]Arianna, meanwhile, calmly walked over to Sketch and looked at him, before speaking.[/i] "It'll be okay! I think. I hope."
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[quote]Arianna[/quote] Don't know why but I'm TRIGGERED
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[spoiler]http://data.whicdn.com/images/213804450/large.jpg[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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"You shouldn't say things like that"she says [i]the voice belonged to a very large woman who was sitting close by. The woman was very tall and the chair she was sitting in groaned under her sheer size. She was a good 8'9" ft tall woman with strawberry blonde hair covered in freckles and she has silvery sea blue eyes. The woman never met him before but she knew lola and she has mentioned him.[/i] "You don't wanna make that wife of yours worry now"she says
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*He seems to snap out of it at the mention of Leyla. He sits up immediately, looking around.* "Leyla? Where?!"
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"She not here dont wory"she says [i]she wonder why he was so upset. But she knew that drinking like this wouldn't solve anything. She looks at him with concern.[/i]
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"She can't see meh like this..." *He says, flopping back down to the ground.*
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"Dont worry i won't say anything to her"she says [i]she watches him flop down on the ground. She gets up and helps him back up. He weighs nothing to her though as she picks him up with little effort.[/i] "I only really know lola she's told me about you though. My name is lizlith just call me lizzie"she says
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"She not here dont wory"she says [i]she wonder why he was so upset. But she knew that drinking like this wouldn't solve anything. She looks at him with concern.[/i]
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"She not here dont wory"she says [i]she wonder why he was so upset. But she knew that drinking like this wouldn't solve anything. She looks at him with concern.[/i]
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*Mortar watches Sketch until he starts crying. He then walks over and picks him up like a child* Sketchy, buddy? Talk to me man
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"Ahm parlized an' ahm useless!!! Can't walk! Hafta be carried everywhere! Can't do nothing!" *He says, drunkenly weeping into Mortar's shoulder.*
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C'mon buddy, let's get you out of hear, sober you up a little. *Mortar carries him out to Sketch's box*
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"No... Not to thuh b-box... Kids er there..."
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Oh, okay. Then go to my place, I'll let you sleep there
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"O-Okeh..."
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*He smiles as he lays Sketch down, then opens a portal to his room. He picks him up again and walks up to the bed*
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*Sketch is asleep before Mortar has even reached the bed.*
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*He smiles as he pulls the covers over his friend* You stupid, stupid Sphirinian. Kind yet stupid.
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*He lets out a tiny meow as he snuggles up to the covers*
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*He smiles, calling Mion in.* Mion: Yeah? Mortar: Can you make sure Sketch doesn't leave? I'm gonna find Sap for him. Mion: Kay. *Mortar dissolves into the ground, reforming in the village and looking for Sapphire*
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*Sketch purrs, wrapping his arms around Mion and pulling him close.*
