Dead Orbit: Guys! Run before they kill us all, spread out as thin as possible with our limited manpower and resources and give up any chance of fighting back when we're found! Cause as long as we can slip a couple humans past the all consuming world taking darkness (somehow) Everything will be a-ok👍🏾 New Monarchy: Lets focus on the last city and make our government stronger. Screw the Speaker! That idiot doesn't know what he's doing! If our leadership is strong enough, and our economy good enough, maybe the darkness will want to join us! With heavy taxes of course. Future War Cult: Alright so we're basically -blam!-ed! but ill be damned if im gonna let some glorified queef cloud take us down without a fight. We've successfully organized raids - with the help of "The Guardians" - and have managed to take down Crota, The Taken King Oryx, Atheon, and shut down the siva replication chamber. We've crippled multiple Fallen houses and seen to the death of multiple "Gods" now we need to find more weapons such as Rasputin that we can make use of in order to buy the traveller more time to heal its our only shot! The Nine - Xür, send the guardian my regards, oh and no 3 of coins this week, my wine is missing a bit of salt. muahahaha. Osiris - My master Osiris, everything is according to plan, we have almost collected enough magical guardian sweat and tears to heal the massive sun burns and cat scratches on your body. I apologize for not realizing that aloe was laced with cat nip. Seven Seraphs: .......*crickets* ....... Crotas Bane: FINGERTIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIN- Cryptarch: Rare, Rare, oooh exoti- nope rare uncommon, rare..... ugh nugget porn again. Vanguard: Zavala- "Hmm i haven't seen the Guardian recently, Cayde you were the last to assign him a mission, where did you send him?" Cayde- "Err, I might have sent him, I'm sorry shrim, on what might have been a suicide mission in what might be the Vault of Glass." Zavala- "What!! Do you have any idea how crucial the, sorry shthe, Guardian is to our cause?" Cayde- "Hey, at least... get off my table guardian... At least he, sorry shthe has his, sorry shthis ghost, sorry shthost with shthem!" Ikora: Cayde! The Vex posses intricate... really get off the table guardian!... machinery that could possibly nullify a ghosts, sorry shthosts affects!" Cayde- "Oops.... sorry Shthoops." Crucible: Yes Guardian! Send their wretched Souls to the abyss, show them your dominance! Expose Your Radiance!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! Queens Wrath: Do it for Bae!! House of Judgement: Disable Mines.... Yesssss... or... Dieeeeee Fallen: Randal the Vandal- "Hey Meg you tivoed my game of tomes right?" Meg the Vandal- " Oh sorry the dvr was full with [i][u]Keeping Up With the Vandashians!"[/u][/i] Randal the Vandal- "Whaaaat!!! Thats it... GIMME DEM ARMS!!!" Meg the Dreg- "AHHHHHHH!!! *riiiiiiiip* Hive: Saul the Thrall- "Bruh, *munch munch* this some dank fungus right here." Cleveland Brown- "Eew, thats naaastay." Vex: Kyra the Hydra- "Hey Robin wasn't your report for Atheon due today?" Robin the Hobgoblin- "Nah, I'm lucky, it got moved forward to the day after yesterday.... wait... damnit." Rasputin: Accessing, newly discovered pre-golden age data files for possible means of augmentation... processing... Error Virus detected attempting to identi- STOP! Let me take a selfie! Error! Error! Infection spreading, Eradicate Files and Enable Protocol: Auto Cleanse in 3...2...1 Running Diagnostic...... Cleanse Successfu- Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!