Nice to come clean. I forgive you because I forgive everyone. BUT, dude, get a grip. Really weird thing to do. Just very weird. I'm actually intrigued. This is a compelling and interesting story about one persons longing for attention and love. A salacious tale is told and then after being promptly questioned on said tale, a confession is made. I like it. No I love it! Kid, you gotta sell me the rights to your life story. I'm seeing a contender for best picture in 2019. We'll call it, "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire". I'll probably change the main character, you, into a girl. I think Emma Stone would be perfect for this....