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originally posted in:A R D E N T
1/14/2017 6:55:38 PM
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Do you have any vegetable puns?
If you do just lettuce know.
[spoiler] discord.gg/NjAg6GT [/spoiler]
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I squashed the last one I heard dammit that's a vegetable
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What did the cabbage pastor say at the congregation? [spoiler]Lettuce Pray[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI was very hungry and went to a restaurant and told them "hey make it snap pea"
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Swede joke man. You clearly aren't being pea-d enough, they should increase your celery.
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2 RepliesEdited by Nexxus: 1/15/2017 3:36:22 AMIf you were a veggie you'd be a cutecumber! [spoiler]HA PUN AND PICKUP LINE COMBO [/spoiler]
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Vegetables.
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24 carrot magic in aaaaaaair
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1 ReplyEdited by majnum44: 1/15/2017 2:30:37 PMI fell off and broccolig
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1 ReplyOnly one, but it is too corny
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1 ReplyVegeta Kakarot Nappa Radits Etc.
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Edited by Bolo Vic: 1/15/2017 5:31:29 AMI went to make some sausage outside and my buddy told me that I can't lemongrass. Ok not really vegetable but it was just so stupid I had to say it.
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Edited by ForeseableFish: 1/15/2017 4:31:39 AMThere are other puns you know [spoiler]more [i]punny[/i] puns[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesYOU SUCK GET OFF THE STAGE *THROWS TOMATO*
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2 RepliesI don't carrot.
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What's green and sings? [spoiler]Elvis Parsley[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyVegetable puns just make me want to [i]hop[/i].
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1 ReplyWhat is small, red and whispers? [spoiler]A hoarse radish[/spoiler]
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I can meet you tomato at 6:00 at the park. [spoiler]he[/spoiler] [spoiler]he he[/spoiler] [spoiler]I suck[/spoiler]
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