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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/17/2017 1:10:32 AM
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[i][u][b]D E U S V U L T[/b][/u][/i]
[b]The pope was walking through the streets and casually killing heretics, followed by his army of Knights.[/b]
[spoiler]Open, you might not understand what happens is you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/spoiler]
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Flapyap waddles across the street in front of then and screams at them: "Heretics!"
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[spoiler]that movie was the shit[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Agreed[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]becareful of the rabbit[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Holy hand grenades OP.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hehehe yeah[/spoiler]
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Following behind the madness, a line of priests walked along the road. They chanted and chanted, and systematically hit their bibles against their heads.
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[b]A group of peasants had brought a random woman and proclaimed her as a witch.[/b] "Kill the witch!"
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As the peasants brought her to an old bearded knight, the man undid his helm. "How do you know she is a witch?" He asked shrewdly
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"SHE COMMITTED HERESIES AGAINST THE VATICAN!" A lone cardinal shouted.
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"No! There is a way to find out if she is a witch! Now, what do we do to witches?"
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"BURN THEM!" [b]A crowd of people cheer.[/b]
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"And why do witches burn?"
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[b]The crowd pauses.[/b] "Because they're wood."
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"Exactly! And what does wood Do?"
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"You can build bridges with them!"
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"But can you not also build bridges with stone?"
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"They float!"
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"Yes! And what else can float?"
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"Apples!" [i]"Small rocks!"[/i] [b]There is a small pause. Then a king watching in the backround speaks up.[/b] [b]"A duck!"[/b]
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"Yes! A duck! So logically, if a duck can float, and wood floats...."
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"Then shes a witch!"
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"BURNNNN HERRRR"
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[b]They compare the weight of the accused witch and a duck. The duck weighs more.[/b] "SHES A WITCH, BURN HERRRRR"
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And that includes this weeks half-baked performance of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
