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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/17/2017 1:42:21 AM
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[b]A group of peasants had brought a random woman and proclaimed her as a witch.[/b]
"Kill the witch!"
English
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As the peasants brought her to an old bearded knight, the man undid his helm. "How do you know she is a witch?" He asked shrewdly
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"SHE COMMITTED HERESIES AGAINST THE VATICAN!" A lone cardinal shouted.
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"No! There is a way to find out if she is a witch! Now, what do we do to witches?"
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"BURN THEM!" [b]A crowd of people cheer.[/b]
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"And why do witches burn?"
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[b]The crowd pauses.[/b] "Because they're wood."
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"Exactly! And what does wood Do?"
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"You can build bridges with them!"
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"But can you not also build bridges with stone?"
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"They float!"
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"Yes! And what else can float?"
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"Apples!" [i]"Small rocks!"[/i] [b]There is a small pause. Then a king watching in the backround speaks up.[/b] [b]"A duck!"[/b]
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"Yes! A duck! So logically, if a duck can float, and wood floats...."
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"Then shes a witch!"
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"BURNNNN HERRRR"
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[b]They compare the weight of the accused witch and a duck. The duck weighs more.[/b] "SHES A WITCH, BURN HERRRRR"
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And that includes this weeks half-baked performance of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
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[b]Then, the entire cast is arrested. Roll credits.[/b]
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There are no credits since we had them at the start. You know, with all the goats and cows and such
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Oh yes, and having to sack those for ruining the subtitles.
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Those damn polish people
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"Because you soaked them in kerosene!" a random voice shouts.
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"Nnnnnooooo!" The man proclaimed.
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"Maybe it's because the Deity hasn't linked Quincy to the quest they were doing!" another shouts.
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Bitch! Find that yourself-I mean "WE ARE DOING MONTY PYTHON! LEAVE!"
