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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/17/2017 3:55:39 AM
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[spoiler]Oh he totally fúcking is. He's one of the most OP people in the dojo without a shadow of a doubt.
Honestly though, if you don't think he's overpowered you severely underestimate him [/spoiler]
[b]Royal leaned against the wall, sighing [/b]
"Yeah yeah let's get started shall we?"
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[spoiler]The most OP next to the Pope.[/spoiler] "Excellent! This may be confusing, but I am sure it will be complete nonsense and yet easy to understand at the same time. Just as there are the laws of physics in the real world, there are the laws of, well, Fortis in this one. The two big laws are, no energy usage or manipulation without my consent and no matter usage or manipulation without my consent. Basically, this prevents anyone and everyone, and even no one from harming me. But, first I have to stimulate all aspects of my realm, starting with you and Destanius." [b]A strong force pulled the two towards Fortis.[/b]
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[spoiler]What does pope man got? [/spoiler] [b]Since Royal can't pull any of his normal bullshit he skid towards Fortis, but Destanius was nowhere to be seen. Royal had saved him, and probably put him in a separate dimension [/b]
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[spoiler]The power to control the mind of all Catholics, knights, and Europeans. Oh, and he has basically every ability that the lords had in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/spoiler] "Well it looks like Destanius is not present at the moment. No matter, he will meet a similar fate soon enough." [b]Royal's very quintessence is extracted by Fortis, yet for every piece he takes away two come back. It is almost as if Fortis is empowering Royal.[/b]
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[spoiler]What the heck ;-;[/spoiler] "Whatcha doing?" [b]Royal asked, yawning [/b]
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[spoiler]It is about to get T R I P P Y[/spoiler] [b]Fortis sent Royal a mental message.[/b] "Help me, I can't stop."
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"Fúck am I supposed to do?" [b]He asked through telepathy [/b]
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"Beats me, I am trying to fight off whatever this thing is, but it isn't working. It is like I am me, but not me. By the way, I hid a little law in the tablet. Whoever I simulate first is free from the laws of this realm. That means once the simulation is done you will be free. I can't talk anymore until after it is done though, so..." [b]Fortis's message is cut off. In an instant that seems like an eternity, Royal is simulated through every possible arrangement of the universe.[/b] "Finished. Welcome to my realm, Royal! It will be nice to have you as a servant." [b]The false Fortis said.[/b]
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"Oh shit, nah dude I'm not about that slave life." [b]Royal floated upwards, chilling in the air [/b] "I'll just chill if that's cool with you."
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"How did you...?" [b]The false Fortis looks back at his tablet and notices the law.[/b] "I'll just have to change it." [b]The false Fortis said.[/b] "Quickly, destroy the tablet before he can change anything." [b]The real Fortis whispered in Royals mind.[/b]
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[b]Royal snapped his fingers, and the tablet cracked away into a million pieces [/b] "How's it feel? Not being the top dog? Having a secondary?"
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"You will pay for that." [b]Reality crumbled away around them, yet also came back into place. Within a second, everyone in the realm was back in the real world.[/b] "You may think that you can beat me, but you are not hurting me. You are hurting Fortis." [b]The false Fortis said.[/b] "Kick his ass, just don't damage that circular core in the center of his... err... my chest." [b]The real Fortis said.[/b]
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"I have a theory, and it's going to be a doozy. [spoiler]Trippiness intensifies!!!!![/spoiler] [b]The world fell underneath our feet, and Royal began free falling with the false prophet. They were falling through a cylindrical hole, into a pure darkness with steps on the sides.[/b] "Let's play spot the reference, shall we? Here's Alice in Wonderland." [b]The two of them crashed into the ground, only to wake up in a bustling metropolis of a city [/b] "Oh Inception, great movie." [b]Fortis And Royal shrunk downwards to the size of ants[/b] "Ant man!" [b]The world swirled Around them, wrapping around the false Fortis and squeezing him tightly only to be unwound into a hailstorm of bullets, each tearing through his armor. None of the bullets touched the core, but some damage had been down. Severe damage. [/b] "Scarface! And my personal favorite!" [b]The world came to a halt as the false Fortis fell to his knees [/b] "I call this reality." [b]Royal placed a hand on Fortis head, and Fortis could feel his entire body imploding into a tiny speck in a large expanse of nothingness. Royal removed his hand, and blasted through Fortis very being, the foundation that made Fortis, well fortis. A darkness escaped the body of Fortis, flying around lost. [/b] "correction. This is my favorite. The good guy wins!" [b]The darkness dissipated into Nothing, and Fortis was back to reality. Or as back as one could be [/b]
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"That was awesome! And quite painful, but I should be fine in a minute or two... or ten." [b]Fortis fell over and started recharging. The room seemed to suddenly grow evil, and a voice spoke.[/b] "You shall be my champion! A master of both light and the dark! Constantly defiant, yet a mere extension of my will! With you, my realm shall be complete." [b]A hand seemed to be clasping at Royal's mind.[/b] "But all in due time. For now, continue on your pitiful quest. It amuses me to watch you celebrate over every meager victory." [b]The presence was gone and the room returned to normal. Around Royal, the entire city crumbled from the might of Fortis's army.[/b] [spoiler]End for now[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]-blam!-ed shit up didn't i? xD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]That actually worked perfectly. It gave me inspiration for the penultimate part of my plot.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Huh. Weird how that worked out [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Indeed. Now I want a character who can teleport people into movies ;-;[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Hehe. Hehe! Hehehehehe! Roy is broke. Very broke [/spoiler]
