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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/17/2017 4:14:08 AM
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[spoiler]The power to control the mind of all Catholics, knights, and Europeans. Oh, and he has basically every ability that the lords had in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/spoiler]
"Well it looks like Destanius is not present at the moment. No matter, he will meet a similar fate soon enough."
[b]Royal's very quintessence is extracted by Fortis, yet for every piece he takes away two come back. It is almost as if Fortis is empowering Royal.[/b]
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[spoiler]What the heck ;-;[/spoiler] "Whatcha doing?" [b]Royal asked, yawning [/b]
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[spoiler]It is about to get T R I P P Y[/spoiler] [b]Fortis sent Royal a mental message.[/b] "Help me, I can't stop."
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"Fúck am I supposed to do?" [b]He asked through telepathy [/b]
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"Beats me, I am trying to fight off whatever this thing is, but it isn't working. It is like I am me, but not me. By the way, I hid a little law in the tablet. Whoever I simulate first is free from the laws of this realm. That means once the simulation is done you will be free. I can't talk anymore until after it is done though, so..." [b]Fortis's message is cut off. In an instant that seems like an eternity, Royal is simulated through every possible arrangement of the universe.[/b] "Finished. Welcome to my realm, Royal! It will be nice to have you as a servant." [b]The false Fortis said.[/b]
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"Oh shit, nah dude I'm not about that slave life." [b]Royal floated upwards, chilling in the air [/b] "I'll just chill if that's cool with you."
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"How did you...?" [b]The false Fortis looks back at his tablet and notices the law.[/b] "I'll just have to change it." [b]The false Fortis said.[/b] "Quickly, destroy the tablet before he can change anything." [b]The real Fortis whispered in Royals mind.[/b]
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[b]Royal snapped his fingers, and the tablet cracked away into a million pieces [/b] "How's it feel? Not being the top dog? Having a secondary?"
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"You will pay for that." [b]Reality crumbled away around them, yet also came back into place. Within a second, everyone in the realm was back in the real world.[/b] "You may think that you can beat me, but you are not hurting me. You are hurting Fortis." [b]The false Fortis said.[/b] "Kick his ass, just don't damage that circular core in the center of his... err... my chest." [b]The real Fortis said.[/b]
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"I have a theory, and it's going to be a doozy. [spoiler]Trippiness intensifies!!!!![/spoiler] [b]The world fell underneath our feet, and Royal began free falling with the false prophet. They were falling through a cylindrical hole, into a pure darkness with steps on the sides.[/b] "Let's play spot the reference, shall we? Here's Alice in Wonderland." [b]The two of them crashed into the ground, only to wake up in a bustling metropolis of a city [/b] "Oh Inception, great movie." [b]Fortis And Royal shrunk downwards to the size of ants[/b] "Ant man!" [b]The world swirled Around them, wrapping around the false Fortis and squeezing him tightly only to be unwound into a hailstorm of bullets, each tearing through his armor. None of the bullets touched the core, but some damage had been down. Severe damage. [/b] "Scarface! And my personal favorite!" [b]The world came to a halt as the false Fortis fell to his knees [/b] "I call this reality." [b]Royal placed a hand on Fortis head, and Fortis could feel his entire body imploding into a tiny speck in a large expanse of nothingness. Royal removed his hand, and blasted through Fortis very being, the foundation that made Fortis, well fortis. A darkness escaped the body of Fortis, flying around lost. [/b] "correction. This is my favorite. The good guy wins!" [b]The darkness dissipated into Nothing, and Fortis was back to reality. Or as back as one could be [/b]
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"That was awesome! And quite painful, but I should be fine in a minute or two... or ten." [b]Fortis fell over and started recharging. The room seemed to suddenly grow evil, and a voice spoke.[/b] "You shall be my champion! A master of both light and the dark! Constantly defiant, yet a mere extension of my will! With you, my realm shall be complete." [b]A hand seemed to be clasping at Royal's mind.[/b] "But all in due time. For now, continue on your pitiful quest. It amuses me to watch you celebrate over every meager victory." [b]The presence was gone and the room returned to normal. Around Royal, the entire city crumbled from the might of Fortis's army.[/b] [spoiler]End for now[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]-blam!-ed shit up didn't i? xD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]That actually worked perfectly. It gave me inspiration for the penultimate part of my plot.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Huh. Weird how that worked out [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Indeed. Now I want a character who can teleport people into movies ;-;[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Hehe. Hehe! Hehehehehe! Roy is broke. Very broke [/spoiler]
