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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/19/2017 2:07:35 AM
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"I just simulated you. That should mean that I control you... Alright, who touched the tablet?" [b]The evil Fortis said, very exasperated.[/b] "Just do it now." [b]The actual Fortis said telepathically.[/b]
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HIYA! [b]he throws a fireball at Fortis[/b]
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[b]Fortis dodges to the rights.[/b] "Stupid tablet, good for nothing. Kill him!" [b]A few Mechonus guards seem to spawn out of nowhere and start firing at Tubbs. Fortis draws his sword.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs activates super speed and turns all the bullets around, back toward the mechonus[/b] 1v1 me noob.
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"That will not end well for you. If you win, Fortis dies and then you eventually die. If you lose, you die and eventually Fortis dies. Either way, everyone dies."
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Oh well. Fite me nerd.
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[b]Fortis pulls out his sword and shield and launcher dozens of missiles at Tubbs before lunging at him with his sword and shield.[/b]
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Fu- [b]he activates his pants(invincible shield(like a small bubble shield around Tubbs) for 2 turns) and goes invisible[/b] [b]the missiles still explode upon hitting the shield though and it seems like Tubbs was blown up [/b] [b]he moves to the right to avoid the sword even thought it wouldn't hurt him... out of habit I guess[/b]
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"Your invisibility doesn't work on me, Tubbs. I know exactly where you are." [b]Fortis holds out his hand and a dark tentacle of energy reaches out to ensnare Tubbs.[/b]
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Whale shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [spoiler]yes I know I put "whale" instead of "well"[/spoiler] [b]as he keeps saying "shiii" he checks his watch and taps his foot impatiently in super speed waiting for something to cut him off from finishing the word[/b] [b]the tentacle grabs him[/b] IT! Wait, nothing stopped me this time? Weird...
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"Quite odd indeed. Also, I was lying earlier. I do have a physical form. But I just can't use it when controlling Fortis. I can however use certain parts of it." [b]Another tentacle extends from Fortis's other arm and a decently sized hole appears in the floor. It is a straight drop from the top of the castle to the bottom of the castle, which is more than a mile high. On the way down, there were a number of dangerous looking devices including guns and spikes.[/b] "I doubt you will survive the fall down. But if you do, it won't really help you. I have a little surprise waiting for you at the bottom."
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Bish. [b]he opens a portal under Fortis and another above the hole[/b]
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"I can fly, you realize." [b]Fortis hovers in place in between the portals before flying out from in between them. He then tosses Tubbs down the hole. The 'roof' of the hole closes. The first trap is a set of blades that extend from the wall at random points in time.[/b]
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[b]can't do anything about it[/b] [b]...[/b] [b]oh wait[/b] [b]he closes the portals and opens another under him as well as one right above Fortis[/b] [b]he lands on Fortis[/b]
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"I guess I didn't think this through." [b]Fortis jumps into a wall with Tubbs on his back.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs puts him in a chokehold and wraps his legs around his stomach[/b] [b]the portals close[/b]
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"Oh no, I am choking." [b]Fortis says in a sarcastic way. He slams Tubbs against the wall again.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs takes one foot and kicks Fortis in the balls[/b] TAKE THAT!
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[spoiler]Fortis has no balls, or genitals for that matter.[/spoiler] [b]The foot lands in the groin area, but Tubbs is dismayed to know that Fortis has no balls. Fortis has started launching rockets from his back at Tubbs.[/b]
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HA! NO BALLS! [b]Tubbs jumps off Fortis's back and while in mid-air... the slow mo starts for this epicness[/b] [b]Tubbs puts one foot on Fortis's head and does a front flip, while facing Fortis in the front flip he punches him in the face 10 times(super speed)[/b] [b]slow mo is gone[/b] [b]when Tubbs lands he slips and falls backwards into Fortis[/b]
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"That was almost amazing." [b]Fortis slams his shield against Tubbs to daze him.[/b]
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[b]daze succeeded[/b] Mom? Is that you?
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[b]Fortis brings his sword down on Tubbs.[/b]
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IT'S GOING DOWN FOR REAL! [b]he rolls to the right, stands up, and kicks Fortis in the side of the face[/b] Ya know where I got my obsession with kicking people? Resident Evil 5. Great game.
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"I'll note that." [b]Fortis staggers back before kicking Tubbs with his long legs.[/b]
