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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/21/2017 6:41:51 PM
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[b][u]The Traditional Competition [/u][/b]
Deity dragged in a massive blue cooler into the Dojo's courtyard. It grinded across the ground and scratched against the light snow(which Tesuto was in constant shovelling of). He trailed it till he reached the middle of the Starbucks courtyard, and sat it down. He grabbed to
Tables, and pulled them together at the same time, dragging them to the centre as well. He picked up to chairs, one in each arm, and sat them down on both sides of the table. He then sat down in one of the chairs himself, and grabbed a package of shot glasses from cooler and set them down in the centre of the table. He sat back, his legs kicked up, ready for a challenger...
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*The small, talking aardwolf known as Dalien approached him curiously. She hopped up onto the chair and then the table, giving him a confused look. He could see a very faint orange glow surrounding her, faint orange tendrils extending from the glow before disappearing.* *Dalien "Who you? What doing?"
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"Deity. And I'm having a drinking contest! What the fu[i]c[/i]k are you?!" Deity asked insultingly.
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*Dalien "Am Dalien. Am aardwolf. What drink?" *She says innocently, not seeming to grasp what he asked as an insult.*
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"Alcohol! And what the hell is an Aardwolf?!"
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*Dalien "Aardwolf eat ant. And ant live in tower... Tower ant! Know aardvark?" *She was the size of a small dog, about a foot tall and three feet long. She has black stripes on tan fur along her sides and legs. She had a black, furless snout and a fluffy, fox-like tail with a black tip.*
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"What in the fu[i]c[/i]k...is this another one of those made up-oh it's an actual animal." Deity said, pulling out his phone and getting a result for an Aadvark.
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*Dalien "Like aardvark, but me." (Aardwolves are legitimately real lol)
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[spoiler]ya that's why I said that lol.[/spoiler] "Okay...and you can talk... Well...little furfu[i]c[/i]ker...pretty sure all of these drinks can kill you sooooooo...."
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*Dalien "Alkyhall? Can drink."
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"You don't even have opposable thumbs..."
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Edited by Skatch142: 1/22/2017 4:35:20 PM*She sticks her snout into a glass, quickly emptying it.* *Dalien "See? Can drink."
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"....well then. I'm drinking with an animal. Jeez I thought I was lonely before." Deity said, downing his own glass.
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*She drags over four more full glasses and empties them. She wobbles a bit but her eyes glow orange for a second and she seems fine.* *Dalien "More."
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"Ooooooookaaaaay. Sure, weird furry thing." Deity said, pouring more glasses and helping himself to one.
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*She empties them once more.* *Dalien "Am winning?"
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"I don't know. Feeling tipsy yet?" Deity asked as he downed a glass.
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*Dalien "No. Feel good."
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"Then I gusss you are-" Deity was cut off by passing out and slamming his head on the table....
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*Dalien lets out a series of happy chirps.* *Dalien "Yaaay!!!" [spoiler]So the Deity was beaten in a drinking contest... By an aardwolf.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yup lol. I mean apparently it doesn't get drunk so...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]She does... It will just take enough to kill an elephant... She's cute, pitiful and an animal which means about 70% of the people here are going to try and kill her... So she has to have a good defense... Against basically everythingx[/spoiler]
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*Virion stepped through the rift* ...what's going on here?
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"Another fu[i]c[/i]king... Agh! It's a drinking contest!" Deity exclaimed.
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Oh...can I join?
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The white haired man eyed the creature down with his blue eyes, his eyebrow raised with skepticism. "Can you handle you're liquor...?"
