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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/21/2017 8:35:42 PM
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*The small, talking aardwolf known as Dalien approached him curiously. She hopped up onto the chair and then the table, giving him a confused look. He could see a very faint orange glow surrounding her, faint orange tendrils extending from the glow before disappearing.*
*Dalien "Who you? What doing?"
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"Deity. And I'm having a drinking contest! What the fu[i]c[/i]k are you?!" Deity asked insultingly.
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*Dalien "Am Dalien. Am aardwolf. What drink?" *She says innocently, not seeming to grasp what he asked as an insult.*
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"Alcohol! And what the hell is an Aardwolf?!"
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*Dalien "Aardwolf eat ant. And ant live in tower... Tower ant! Know aardvark?" *She was the size of a small dog, about a foot tall and three feet long. She has black stripes on tan fur along her sides and legs. She had a black, furless snout and a fluffy, fox-like tail with a black tip.*
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"What in the fu[i]c[/i]k...is this another one of those made up-oh it's an actual animal." Deity said, pulling out his phone and getting a result for an Aadvark.
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*Dalien "Like aardvark, but me." (Aardwolves are legitimately real lol)
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[spoiler]ya that's why I said that lol.[/spoiler] "Okay...and you can talk... Well...little furfu[i]c[/i]ker...pretty sure all of these drinks can kill you sooooooo...."
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*Dalien "Alkyhall? Can drink."
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"You don't even have opposable thumbs..."
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Edited by Skatch142: 1/22/2017 4:35:20 PM*She sticks her snout into a glass, quickly emptying it.* *Dalien "See? Can drink."
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"....well then. I'm drinking with an animal. Jeez I thought I was lonely before." Deity said, downing his own glass.
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*She drags over four more full glasses and empties them. She wobbles a bit but her eyes glow orange for a second and she seems fine.* *Dalien "More."
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"Ooooooookaaaaay. Sure, weird furry thing." Deity said, pouring more glasses and helping himself to one.
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*She empties them once more.* *Dalien "Am winning?"
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"I don't know. Feeling tipsy yet?" Deity asked as he downed a glass.
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*Dalien "No. Feel good."
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"Then I gusss you are-" Deity was cut off by passing out and slamming his head on the table....
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*Dalien lets out a series of happy chirps.* *Dalien "Yaaay!!!" [spoiler]So the Deity was beaten in a drinking contest... By an aardwolf.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yup lol. I mean apparently it doesn't get drunk so...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]She does... It will just take enough to kill an elephant... She's cute, pitiful and an animal which means about 70% of the people here are going to try and kill her... So she has to have a good defense... Against basically everythingx[/spoiler]
